I'm obviously more famous. 

Did you just spell "fat" wrong?

No, after visiting the Midwest, I consider myself rather thin.

They say that the Arctic ice cap June melt was the greatest ever recorded, and that the Arctic whale could be in serious danger.

Any chance we can get them shipped to the Midwest, where they can live and thrive?

is that a question only a dumbass canuck would ask?

The fatass Midwesterners would make the Japanese whalers look kind in their treatment of whales.   It would be whale sausage for everyone!

Probably.

How many whale sausages would you consume on the first day they're available?

Depends on how they taste.  And if it's the weekend.

not sure if anyone's asked you this yet, but are you a fan of deadliest catch?

When there's nothing on that I want to watch, I usually hit Discovery, Animal Planet, NatGeo and the History Channel.  So I've seen a few episodes.  I know that Capt Phil bit it.

do you like harleys/ride?

have you seen the show on the history channel 'pawn stars'?

I have not ridden a motorcycle in over 25 years.  I realized I was far too stupid to expose myself like that.   A softball buddy really messed himself up in the parking lot after having a couple of beers after a game.  I figured if he could get 3 weeks in the hospital after 3-4 beers AND in a parking lot, I'd have no chance.   

I have not. 

can i recommend it to you? it's about a pawn shop in vegas run by a guy, his dad, and his son. they know so much stuff about stuff. and if they're not sure, they call in experts. i think it would be a real fun place to work.

You can.  Not sure I'll watch it.  Depends on what else is on when it's on.