1.) No Collusion!!! We didn't have any communication with the Russians.
2.) The "coffee boy" might have talked to a Russian.
3.) We talked to a Russian but I didn't know about it.
4.) We talked to a Russian but it was only about adopting Russian Babies
5.) We talked to the Russians but it's normal to talk to foreign adversaries when you're running for President.
6.) We talked to the Russians and we gave them confidential polling data but it's not a crime.
7.) Yeah, Manafort talked to the Russians and committed a crime but it wasn't me and I didn't know about it. And if I did know about it, crime isn't illegal. Oh, and I reserve the right to talk with the Russians in private and destroy the notes afterwards because I'm not hiding anything. Trust me. No Collusion!