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dmurphy104
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Posted by tisi29 on 7/27/2010 3:50:00 PM (view original):
And I will be taking 4 players from that crap.
I may get one.
7/27/2010 3:56 PM
dherz_263
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And Moy's a branch manager, not a banker isn't he?  I'm pretty sure the only thing he's required to do is punch timecards, fire tellers, and open the vault for bank robbers
7/27/2010 3:57 PM
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Posted by rlahann on 7/27/2010 3:49:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 7/27/2010 3:32:00 PM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 7/27/2010 2:20:00 PM (view original):
The conflation of +/- in HBD fielding with +/- in hockey is one of the most awesomely ignorant transpositions by someone who can actually dress themselves that I've ever seen.  Homophones must absolutely ******* rock your world.
I just spit tea.
What I keep coming back to is...dude's a banker.  I'm not even ******* around here.  I mean, I kind of always thought "banker" was a job that you had to be like fairly smart to do, or at least have more quantitative skill than a chimp who adds **** for glasses of orange juice.  Moy has single-handedly fucked with my faith in the financial system more than the fall of Lehman Brothers ever could.
Sort of makes the random troubles he has had at work over the last couple of years make a lot more sense.
7/27/2010 3:58 PM
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Posted by robusk on 7/27/2010 3:58:00 PM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 7/27/2010 3:49:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 7/27/2010 3:32:00 PM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 7/27/2010 2:20:00 PM (view original):
The conflation of +/- in HBD fielding with +/- in hockey is one of the most awesomely ignorant transpositions by someone who can actually dress themselves that I've ever seen.  Homophones must absolutely ******* rock your world.
I just spit tea.
What I keep coming back to is...dude's a banker.  I'm not even ******* around here.  I mean, I kind of always thought "banker" was a job that you had to be like fairly smart to do, or at least have more quantitative skill than a chimp who adds **** for glasses of orange juice.  Moy has single-handedly fucked with my faith in the financial system more than the fall of Lehman Brothers ever could.
Sort of makes the random troubles he has had at work over the last couple of years make a lot more sense.
And his inability to get that business of his off the ground.
7/27/2010 3:59 PM
tylermathias
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Reminds me of this girl a friend used to date.  She was like an assistant moy, but constantly talked like she was the ******* Executive VP in charge of awsomesauce.  That was one grating ****.
7/27/2010 4:00 PM
sergei91
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Posted by tylermathias on 7/27/2010 4:00:00 PM (view original):
Reminds me of this girl a friend used to date.  She was like an assistant moy, but constantly talked like she was the ******* Executive VP in charge of awsomesauce.  That was one grating ****.
girlafriend? you eyetalian?
7/27/2010 4:02 PM
hugenuge42
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She give good head?
7/27/2010 4:02 PM
dmurphy104
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Id like to be VP in charge of awesomesauce.
7/27/2010 4:05 PM
hugenuge42
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I'm the CFO of being gangsta
7/27/2010 4:07 PM
dherz_263
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Posted by dmurphy104 on 7/27/2010 4:05:00 PM (view original):
Id like to be VP in charge of awesomesauce.
Is that what those shenanigans during your drive were all about?
7/27/2010 4:10 PM
babypop985
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Anyone know about how many games into the season to wait before bringing up a prospect and avoiding the arb year?
7/27/2010 4:15 PM
moy23
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Posted by dmurphy104 on 7/27/2010 4:05:00 PM (view original):
Id like to be VP in charge of awesomesauce.
That's my job.
7/27/2010 4:15 PM
dmurphy104
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Presbytarians are all *****. Youd think one of the hundrety dozen or so of them that walked by while I was changinfg my tire with my kid sitting in the carseat next to me would at least offer up a God bless. This is the kind of **** that starts holy wars or sets Mel Gibson off.

7/27/2010 4:16 PM
dmurphy104
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Posted by moy23 on 7/27/2010 4:15:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 7/27/2010 4:05:00 PM (view original):
Id like to be VP in charge of awesomesauce.
That's my job.
Im pretty sure you are expendable.
7/27/2010 4:17 PM
dmurphy104
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Posted by babypop985 on 7/27/2010 4:15:00 PM (view original):
Anyone know about how many games into the season to wait before bringing up a prospect and avoiding the arb year?
rly?
7/27/2010 4:17 PM
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