Is 2000 HBD minor league hits a dubious honor?  ( Aurelio Diaz)

Nope.   If you're apologizing because someone else did, it's not sincere so it's also pointless.

Anywhere from 2nd to 6th.  I'd probably bat him 5th.   Not enough power/speed to hit 2-3-4 for me.

I'm not sure how minor league parks work.   I'm a bit surprised that anyone has even bothered to notice.

I guess it's better than not getting 2000 minor league hits.

Are people that enjoy playing computer spreadsheet baseball online either more or less predisposed to having a decent sense of humor?  Is humor and computer spreadsheet baseball using the same side of the brain?  Are Canadians excluded by definition from this axiom?

I think they have/see less humor in life.    I'm not sure which side of the brain controls humor/math/logic.   Seeing as they lack fully functional brains, I'd think they are excluded.

Of equal importance, can a Hampton Inn guest contract the ebola virus (or whooping cough or whatever the flying hell it is) from another Hampton inn guest through the paper thin walls of same said Hampton Inn?

It's probably teh AIDS.  I think it comes with a room at a HI.

did you hear about the ochocinco incident the other day where a lion peed on him? wouldn't you prefer that if you were him as opposed to the lion trying to cover you up with kitty litter instead?

Are you interested in the results of Super Tuesday?

Instead of Senior Night, do John Calipari's teams have "Freshman Night"?

The slut who spent $3k on birth control in Law School at Georgetown is 30 years old. Is that old for a college student?

If the NCAA doesn't have a drug testing policy, how can Syracuse University be punished for playing guys who failed drug tests?

It appears this thread went over 24 hours without a question. Is that a record? Has this thread ever slipped to Page 2?

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Do the US taxpayers have to bail out Stockton, CA now?

I had not.   I don't want a lion peeing or pooping on me.

Only if Santorum quits after they're over.

I think they call it "Players who attended 3 classes" night.

I went to college in my 30s(I wasn't full-time as I had to work also).   She probably had to reduce her classload in order to have lots of sex.

I'm not able to wrap my brain around that one yet. 

I think it's gone over 24 hours before.  It has been on page 2.

I'm not sure there's anything the Obama Administration won't bail out.

I have the first pick in a progressive league for the 1947 draft. Should I take Duke Snider or Jackie Robinson? If I take Snider, am I a racist?