dalter

This resume!

Hoops Dynasty

Total Seasons: 23
Record: 512-190

Championships

Conference: 13
National: 0

Quote: Originally posted by diablo11 on 4/16/2010dalterThis resume!<P Dynasty<P Seasons: 23Record: 512-190

Championships

Conference: 13
National: 0

you can't just go by one profile. here are his others i believe:

daalter

girt

and NTs are not the only dictator of overall success. I have seen bad coaches win one NT. dalter has had a HISTORY OF SUCCESS in this game.

when you see this many people battling against you, it's probably time to look in the mirror in terms of who is initiating the arguments. a lot of formerly confrontation coaches will tell you they went about things the wrong way for a while.

i've found people to generally be very helpful on this website. it is remarkable to me how many people seem to dislike you. the contempt for you by some of the most respected coaches speaks volumes. it is possible you are playing up some sort of internet persona, however.

Summerteeth.

great album

Let's see if I qualify for this thread:

1. Good coach? No

2. Ivy League education? No (BUT I did see a movie once about kids that went to an Ivy League school so I'll give myself a check here)

3. Intelligent? No (I thought I was intelligent once but turned out it was just gas)

One outta three? Dang! I don't qualify! But hey! Guess what? I'm irrelevant!!! And dad said I'd never amount to anything...Silly man.

Cue the aimbot diablo response about dalt's alts:

"You're pathetic, you have to have more then 1 id to win at this game? Pathetic, Pathetic P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C. You are irrelevant you have no proof P-R-O-O-F."

Dieablow - still making friends with everyone. lmao I think its amazing how much you love that everyone hates you. I want you and your Ivy league education to read this definition carefully dieablow!!

Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) Definition: a pattern of traits and behaviors which signify infatuation and obsession with one's self to the exclusion of all others and the egotistic and ruthless pursuit of one's gratification, dominence and ambition.

This is diablo11 ---the fact that everything is a challenge and that you yearn to dominate people clearly points out this disorder. I could easily copy at least 5 times in this thread where you mentioned how you dominated someone. You must win at all costs and when reminded of an area that you are deficient, you lash out and remind everyone of the things where you are strong. For this reason I believe you when you say you went to Penn and Wharton, because this is the one strong validating thing in your life and you never mention anything else and always come back to your education when you feel you are behind in the argument. I get it! But we are on a simulation sports site. What does your education have to do with it. All it does is embarrass all the other graduates of Penn because even with your great education you just don't seem to have enough intellect to figure this game out. You keep representing Penn with pride and I'll keep laughing at you for doing it - you should stop embarrassing your fellow alumni. Thanks again for the entertainment DIEABLOW!!!

diablo, you cherrypicked your way to a meaningless DIII title with someone else's players. A small child or poorly-trained monkey could've done what you did.

Continuing to brag about that as though it's an actual accomplishment is like bragging about beating up a kid in a wheelchair or stealing a lollipop from a three-year-old. Amazingly sad and pathetic.

But hey, I guess when everything else you've done in HD is go unimaginably awful, I guess that's what you've gotta hang your hat on.

What I'm wondering is how, in 35+ seasons of DI without a single NT win, you could've achieved such unbelievable levels of suckitude?

I mean, seriously, can you explain it to the class? I'm not aware of anyone with a DI resume that embarrassingly bad for that long. I'm sure everyone is dying to hear how you did it.

You have to be the single worst coach in the history of DI.

Quote: Originally Posted By diablo11 on 4/16/2010mlatsko.....why do you keep ignoring my request of how a legend like yourself could possibly have the only losing seasons (not following a sim) in the history of UNC? And you can't use 1954 like your lame PSU excuse because UNC won last yr.

A.) You fail at looking at team history.

B.) Massive EEs/Graduation, as I've stated countless other times. (Apparently you fail at remembering simple sentences)

C.) We were in the title game last year. (More fail from you)

Quote: Originally Posted By summerteeth on 4/16/2010

Quote: Originally posted by diablo11 on 4/16/2010
dalter

This resume!<P Dynasty
<P Seasons: 23
Record: 512-190

Championships

Conference: 13
National: 0

you can't just go by one profile. here are his others i believe:

daalter

girt

and NTs are not the only dictator of overall success. I have seen bad coaches win one NT. dalter has had a HISTORY OF SUCCESS in this game.

when you see this many people battling against you, it's probably time to look in the mirror in terms of who is initiating the arguments. a lot of formerly confrontation coaches will tell you they went about things the wrong way for a while.

i've found people to generally be very helpful on this website. it is remarkable to me how many people seem to dislike you. the contempt for you by some of the most respected coaches speaks volumes. it is possible you are playing up some sort of internet persona, however.

Well, of course he is. I think we all know that he's being purposely inflammatory, but occasionally I can't help ripping into him anyway because he makes such an easy, inviting target.

(For instance, he knows I've won five titles, we've discussed it several times. And he knows his title is meaningless, but he'll keep on with that because he thinks he's getting a rise out of people.)

But the thing that's absolutely hilarious to me is that even though we all know he's playing up a persona, trying to get a rise, etc. that doesn't change the fact his record is so amazingly pathetic, I'm sort of mesmerized by it. I mean, in 35+ seasons, even the biggest dipshit in the world could fall *** backwards into one NT win. But this guy ... nada.

So while he's trying to play up this superior persona, the actual facts clearly show everyone that he is world-class, record-setting terrible.

And I do find that dichotomy very amusing.

me too dalter, me too

Quote: Originally Posted By dalter on 4/16/2010
diablo, you cherrypicked your way to a meaningless DIII title with someone else's players. A small child or poorly-trained monkey could've done what you did.

Continuing to brag about that as though it's an actual accomplishment is like bragging about beating up a kid in a wheelchair or stealing a lollipop from a three-year-old. Amazingly sad and pathetic.

But hey, I guess when everything else you've done in HD is go unimaginably awful, I guess that's what you've gotta hang your hat on.

What I'm wondering is how, in 35+ seasons of DI without a single NT win, you could've achieved such unbelievable levels of suckitude?

I mean, seriously, can you explain it to the class? I'm not aware of anyone with a DI resume that embarrassingly bad for that long. I'm sure everyone is dying to hear how you did it.

You have to be the single worst coach in the history of DI.

Wow... time flies. We've been trying to get an answer since he was 0/20. 15 more seasons of suck and 3 novels of pathetic keyboard slapping later and all he's told us is "I don't have the time to commit to the game."

Quote: Originally posted by dalter on 4/16/2010But the thing that's absolutely hilarious to me is that even though we all know he's playing up a persona, trying to get a rise, etc. that doesn't change the fact his record is so amazingly pathetic, I'm sort of mesmerized by it. I mean, in 35+ seasons, even the biggest dipshit in the world could fall *** backwards into one NT win. But this guy ... nada.

Oh c'mon dalt can't you read?! He doesn't have time for WIS, he can't recruit, its all because of that that he sucks!

But, as always I have an answer to your problems diablo! As I have said numerous times, if you would take just a small portion, even 5% of the time that you use a) calling mlat a choker b) telling 'mackey he is irrelevant c) advising dalt that he has 0 titles d) calling me an aimbot e) ignoring mmts questions f) ignoring my questions g) telling us about what school you graduated from h) posting on the Big Ten CC in Phelan i) posting on the forums ... ect, you would actually be able to field a solid, and potentially competitive team.

Right. That makes sense.

He doesn't have time to recruit. But he has time to chase you, mlat, etc. around the CC's and the forums like a schoolgirl with a crush.

Yep, that definitely make sense.

This diablo guy is ridiculous... All I've seen is an immature "Penn Alumni" hiding behind his computer, and when he can't conjure up one of his fantastic comebacks, he instead turns to pointing out a random grammar error. Plus he stinks at this game, but at least it is entertaining to read... thank you for that diablo.

C'mon, diablo. As an alumna of Penn, and a notable one at that, I'd want to think you'd be better than creating a thread like this. You should be above this. Don't lower yourself to the level of some of the simpletons (your word, not mine).

While you're here, I've got a couple questions for you. I thought about posting them in the Big Ten CC, but felt like I shouldn't flood their board. Plus, with how busy that board can get, it might get completely lost.

1) What does zhawks' education have to do with HD? He could've gone to Harvard, Hampton, or Podunk State University College for the Mentally Incapable. I just fail to see where he went to school matters when it comes to this game and his success (or lack of as you will point out).

2) I remember one of your knocks on both mlat and zhawks was how they'd reference your resume when talking about their less successful seasons in the Big Ten. How your resume wasn't relevant to how they did or something like that. And you'd be right. They are completely different things. So I ask you, why bring up what mmt did at North Carolina State? They were talking about your coaching record at South Carolina. What does mmt's lack of success at NCSU have to do with your lack of success at SC? In that same vein, I remember when your team was doing well after the OOC part of the schedule, you made it a point to mention how your RPI was better than that of zhawks, mlat, and mmt (I think it was those three). Again, what does what they do matter in regards to what you do? And if you're going to compare RPIs like that, how can you sit there and complain when they do the same thing?

And if you don't like my questions and feel the need to insult me, I already know I'm not a great coach. I don't even think I've claimed to be even jokingly. I know I've never won a title. I'm not even a very good recruiter to help make up for my not so great coaching meaning I kinda suck at all aspects of the game. I know my stint at Louisville in Phelan has sucked hard and I'm one season away from getting canned. I'm also not Ivy League educated, but that doesn't mean I'm not smart. Just means I didn't go to one of eight out of thousands of colleges and universities on Earth.