and that time Kelby called the Rape Advice Hotline and they told him unfortunately they only provide advice to victims.

everyone must be out boozin.  

no, just ignoring you.

that hurts bret

why would it hurt him?

I'm sensitive.

Still a prospect?

of course.

too bad - I really liked this one....

Antonsirius is in the Guiness World Book of Records waiting room with two other guys waiting to see if they qualify to be in the next edition of the book. The three start talking and the first guy says" I'm going in to get my certificate for 'world's smallest feet'". He goes into the Guiness office and comes out with a huge smile and an award for world's smallest feet. The next guy says "wish me luck - I'm going to see if I won the 'world's smallest hands'". they all wish him luck. Shortly after he too has an award, but for worlds smallest hands. They turn to Anton and ask - "so what are you trying to win?" Anton looks at them and says "world's smallest dick". the others are taken aback and were like "Uh, I guess thats cool man, good luck and all". As anton exits the office he is obviously ****** off and he doesn't have an award in his hand. The others, concerned, ask what happened? Anton angrily replies "WHO THE **** IS DMURPHY104?"

heard it at lunch today.

Posted by dmurphy104 on 7/30/2010 8:43:00 PM (view original):

what are the odds that the person at your work would have used mine an Anton's names?

probably because they read it on the internet.  true story and all.

murph - when you gonna get to chi-town for wrigleyfest?

Posted by moy23 on 7/30/2010 8:38:00 PM (view original):
I'm sensitive.

And yet again, you don't get it...