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Quote: Originally Posted By toddcommish on 4/17/2008
And did you click on the link to the USS Denmark board?! Holy catfish, that guy might be bonkier than we thought! It's like the Hale Bopp cult group meets a Star Trek convention there!
I think they're pretending that they're actually on some kind of spaceship somewhere in space, and they're talking like it's freakin' real!
Methinks uncleal might have gotten some of his odd theories on baseball from watching games on Ceti Alpha V with eugenically enhanced supermen capable of throwing in ways we can only dream of....


Well, those people did board their transport ship here in San Diego. Maybe uncleal is the lone survivor of:

4/17/2008 8:05 PM
reddevil19
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I also see that he plans on attending next Friday's Padres/D-Backs game at Petco Park. I'm not sure whether I want to sell my tickets or tell him where I'll be at so he can try to personally explain away all of this.
4/17/2008 8:09 PM
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Quote: Originally Posted By leez34 on 4/17/2008
I cannot stop laughing.
Wtf is Uncle Al talking about with people trying "to take this off this message board, which two people already have"? I think people have been pretty clear that this thread shall stay in place, and this welcher owes us a video.
He means "take it off this message board" as in "take it elsewhere" and try to spread it to other parts of the interwebs.
4/17/2008 8:10 PM
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He'll be the next internet idiot sensation. First there was the Star Wars kid, then the "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!" guy, then the "DON'T TASE ME DUDE" guy, then uncleal, the -handed doofus.
4/17/2008 9:29 PM
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Muddy - Don't forget about Miss Teen South Carolina.
4/17/2008 9:32 PM
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Holy crow, I just spent about two minutes in Denmark and I have to admit, Uncleal's done it again. Trying to divert our attention from his lack of an LH2B video by linking us to a site with a half-dozen mental patients pretending to be in outer space. He's either an absolute fruitcake or a twisted genius.
And I don't think he's a genius.
4/17/2008 9:36 PM
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I just went to that forum.

Oh
My
God.

Ohmygod

omigod

OMG!!!!

That is the best website evar!

EDIT

How deep does the rabbit hole go?
4/17/2008 10:28 PM
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that site gives me a headache. the purple is way too gay.
4/17/2008 10:45 PM
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Uncleal seems to be a well respected poster of this "Talking Sports" site. He becomes upset when other people post his argument on that site.

Could the reason be that it was a giant moke here and he doesn't want people who seem to think that he knows what he is talking about to find out what a true jackass he is?

I say YES!!!!

If you want to discuss this further I can be reached at 440 409 9283.


PS... I AM DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4/18/2008 1:39 AM
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Quote: Originally Posted By pronk48 on 4/18/2008
Uncleal seems to be a well respected poster of this "Talking Sports" site. He becomes upset when other people post his argument on that site.

Could the reason be that it was a giant moke here and he doesn't want people who seem to think that he knows what he is talking about to find out what a true jackass he is?

I say YES!!!!

If you want to discuss this further I can be reached at xxx-xxx-xxxx.

PS... I AM DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor decision my good man, poor decision.
4/18/2008 2:52 AM
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It's OK...Uncle Al is too young to be up this late anyway. By the time he's up, you'll be sober...and hopefully you'll remove your phone number.
4/18/2008 2:55 AM
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I do not want to waste my time going to some freaked out oddball site that talks about martians. If I wanted any of that I could go to Bellevue and take a trip to the psyche ward on a guided tour or for a nights stay if I choose.
I might get as many answers there as I would with this fruitloop who apparently has the cosmic answer to how a guy can morph his arm through his body like some Liquid Terminator guy that can shape shift and all that hullaballuh. And to think they allowed this guy to manage a website....
4/18/2008 4:15 AM
reddevil19
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As the Padres-Rockies game moved into the 1am hour this morning, I was sitting in my chair thinking that there might have been a realitic possibility that a -hander might have wound up playing 2nd base at some point.
However, I doubt uncleal would have noticed if it happened, seeing as he was probably extremely busy driving his pretend internet spaceship.
4/18/2008 10:46 AM
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4/18/2008 10:51 AM
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Quote: Originally Posted By reddevil19 on 4/18/2008
As the Padres-Rockies game moved into the 1am hour this morning, I was sitting in my chair thinking that there might have been a realitic possibility that a -hander might have wound up playing 2nd base at some point.
However, I doubt uncleal would have noticed if it happened, seeing as he was probably extremely busy driving his pretend internet spaceship.
Pretend internet spaceships: One of the few things lamer than pretend internet baseball players.
4/18/2008 11:06 AM
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