I heard that this morning.   I doubt it but I don't know the answer.  WWII service time, ya' know.

I don't even know that song.  Or, at the very least, I don't recognize the title.

Does kermit seem more like a Velvet Underground frog, or a Cowboy Junkies frog?

Does kermit have an old lady thats a frog or is he still porking the pig?

In the latest ESPN THE MAGAZINE, some dude proposed creating betting spreads for baseball based on the difference between runs+hits for each team, which would produce spreads that are comparable to football spreads. What think ye of this idea?

Posted by MikeT23 on 7/20/2010 8:27:00 AM (view original):
Too early for a **** list.   Should have one in place by 11 AM EST.

OK, so who's on the list for today?

Fast food junkie kind of guy.   He's a fatass midwesterner.   "If you can't smother it in cheese, there's just no sense in eating it" is his motto.

One of the last things I want to know is kermit's sex life.

On the surface, it sounds quite stupid.  I'll have to read the nonsense to give a full opinion.

A customer.   You can do business in many ways.   I prefer action as opposed to reaction.  Essentially I said "This is going to be a problem for YOUR customer."  She said "How are involved at all?"   I said "I'm the trucker.  Just trying to prevent the problem before it happens."  She said "So tell them to do what they're supposed to do!"    Now, in my mind, I don't need to be telling her customer anything.    She's not even my contact but, since she flies under my customer's flag, I'm just being polite and trying to be helpful.   A 4th party is going to bill my customer, my customer is going to bill their customer.  My only involvement is moving freight from point A to point B.  No one wins.  To me, a simple "Ok, thanks" and no action would have been appropriate.  No need to be bitchy about it.

Are you a long haul trucker?

I run a small trucking company.  Entire US.

If I was talking about tandem rotations with a hot chick, and we played strip twister after eating magic mushrooms, was I dreaming or do I apologize to the wife for not including her?

Tom Clancy is set to publish his first new novel in over seven years this coming December.  Will it be as good as his early novels, or will it be a piece of sh*t like the last two novels before his writing hiatus?

Well, one has to assume your wife is NOT a hot chick.  So that sucks for you.   Nonetheless, if a hot chick even pretends to give a damn about tandem rotations, I'd say you were dreaming.   Here's a little secret:  Women are not interested in your hobbies/activities. They'd much rather talk about themselves.

I would expect crap.   He must need to pay some bills.

Let's say we could name our own HBD players. You name one player, your stud starter, after a hot chick.
That player throws an 87 pitch no hitter. You go up to that chick, and say "I named my HBD player after you. She threw a no-no, just for you".

Does she then throw you down and ride you like rodeo bull?

I'm pretty sure she screams "Nerd" while her football player boyfriend pants you.  Then they point and laugh at your small unit.

That sounds like the voice of experience.  Were you the chick, the jock or the nerd?