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Posted by hugenuge42 on 8/2/2010 4:56:00 PM (view original):
If you could bang one, Carrie Underwood or Katy Perry?
Probably Katy Perry.
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Even with the Russel Brand AIDS?
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Yeah, given the specific question, it's absolutely Perry.
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Posted by hugenuge42 on 8/2/2010 4:58:00 PM (view original):
Even with the Russel Brand AIDS?
Like 75% of humans don't already have Russell Brand AIDS.  That's just simple math.
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Posted by tylermathias on 8/2/2010 4:55:00 PM (view original):
When was their last off-night (non-All-Star break variety), like Memorial Day week?
Jun 21 - It appears they've played on 37 consecutive nights when there were actual MLB games taking place, 19 straight pre-break, 18 post.
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Ok, now who would you rather go have a nice steak dinner and strip club excursion with, Blair Underwood or Matthew Perry?
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Perry now or when he was all hopped up on painkillers and looking to blow all that Friends money?
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Posted by hugenuge42 on 8/2/2010 5:02:00 PM (view original):
Perry now or when he was all hopped up on painkillers and looking to blow all that Friends money?
Now.
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Posted by tylermathias on 8/2/2010 5:00:00 PM (view original):
Ok, now who would you rather go have a nice steak dinner and strip club excursion with, Blair Underwood or Matthew Perry?
both would be better than pac-man jones
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I was going to go with Jimmy instead of Blair, but decided that would be too creepily selfHBD-referential.
8/2/2010 5:03 PM
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patrick ewing gets strippers for free, right?
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He owns a bunch...like slaves.
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So yeah.
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in that case - matthew perry
8/2/2010 5:09 PM
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