In my "Shecky Green or Soupy Sales?" thread, Soupy is winning in a landslide.
Did you see that one coming?

I did not.  Seems like a major upset!!!

Any fantasy football sleepers or advice for us? 

I haven't played FF in a couple of years and I've been more into CFB since I stopped playing softball tourneys every Saturday in the fall.   So what I know about FF sleepers is really limited.   That said, I still follow my crappy NFL team.    Rod Streater is going to play and catch the ball.   Louis Murphy was traded and Chaz Schiliens(sp?) is gone.   That leaves Heyward-Bey, Jacoby Ford and Denarius Moore.   HB and Ford have problems with their hands.  Moore is inexperienced.  I'm not sure they Raiders have a TE and Greg Knapp likes to throw.   With the defense being complete crap, they'll be behind a lot.  If Palmer can avoid completely sucking, Streater is a good last pick in FF.    As for other teams, Alshon Jeffery.   He's big and has hands made of glue.   He fell in the draft because the Gamecocks cut their QB mid-season and the back-up apparently lost his arms in a farming accident as he could not throw.  If Cutler doesn't sprain his vagina early, I could see Jeffery being a huge red zone target and finishing with 7-8 TD. 

You exporting yer backyard pests to Cheeseland?

http://www.todaystmj4.com/news/local/166351916.html

What % of the bottom half of HBD worlds likely have aliases?

98%,  Maybe more.

Will Tim Tebow make the Jets interesting, or will Jets football be a train wreck this season?

I think both.   I doubt the Jets will be very good regardless of the QB but the daily, if not hourly, "Should Tebow replace Sanchez?" updates should be fun for tthe whole family.

Other than being a god-damn 'tard, am I doing something wrong with my shiny, new MG team?  I see a team that should easily have a .500 season and should at least be competitive for the playoffs this season, but starting 1-7 with 4 of the losses coming by getting our ***** kicked in the game, right out of the gates has me worried.  2 HR's by one player and none by the others in 8 games... why am I getting no offense?  And why do I have so many seemingly solid to good pitchers getting rocked, all at once?

Pretty sure it's the goddam 'tard thing.   Or small sample size.

How long is your list of guys that you'd never accept in your world?

Does the fact that the Astros are pulling a legit HBD style tank job in the majors change your opinion on tanking in HBD?

Pretty short.   Only known aliases are excluded.   The rest are vetted when they ask.

No.  I've been for contracting teams in MLB for quite some time.