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Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 10:29:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 8/4/2010 10:25:00 AM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 10:16:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:13:00 AM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 10:11:00 AM (view original):
You've got to be siriusly damaged to drink a coke with breakfast.

kbjone is damaged?

Heh.

This dude I work with decided he was going to get back in shape.  The first phase of his plan was to drink large quantities of gatorade.  Eventually he ran like a quarter mile but hurt his leg and had to quit.  He still drinks gatorade though.

Retarded...  drinking Gatorade is stupid 99% of the time anyway.

Just drink water.  It is delicious.

G2 isn't too bad.  Even so, I've cut down to 3 a week, only having them when I'm actually exercising.  Grape G2 is a top 5 non-alcoholic beverage in the tastiness department.

I've always been very pro-water.  I guarantee I'm a top 3 SHoFer (if not #1) in the DWCBV rankings.

Walking down a flight of stairs isn't really exercising.

8/4/2010 10:31 AM
I almost never drink gatorade--rarely even take it during marathons--I'll sometimes dillute it with water during the races. After long runs I crave chocolate milk, or a non-diet soda. Sometimes, milk's a bad choice.
8/4/2010 10:33 AM
what about getting up from you chair?
8/4/2010 10:33 AM
walking to the gatorade machine is TMs only exercise. He does that 3 times a week.
8/4/2010 10:34 AM
Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 10:30:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:28:00 AM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 10:16:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:13:00 AM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 10:11:00 AM (view original):
You've got to be siriusly damaged to drink a coke with breakfast.

kbjone is damaged?

Heh.

This dude I work with decided he was going to get back in shape.  The first phase of his plan was to drink large quantities of gatorade.  Eventually he ran like a quarter mile but hurt his leg and had to quit.  He still drinks gatorade though.
Yeah, but at least he won't steal your ****.
wolfsbane would run him down if he did.
The holes in his jeans make him aerodynamic.
8/4/2010 10:34 AM

KP opening day--dont forget your settings.

8/4/2010 10:35 AM
Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 10:31:00 AM (view original):
heh. TM would have us believe he exercises 3 times a week.
Sometimes he has to sprint to get to the microwave before it starts beeping.
8/4/2010 10:35 AM
Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 10:33:00 AM (view original):
I almost never drink gatorade--rarely even take it during marathons--I'll sometimes dillute it with water during the races. After long runs I crave chocolate milk, or a non-diet soda. Sometimes, milk's a bad choice.
Yeah. I wouldn't want milk right after working out, despite them saying chocolate milk was the best possiible thing to drink for the sake of recovery after a workout.
8/4/2010 10:36 AM
Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 10:34:00 AM (view original):
walking to the gatorade machine is TMs only exercise. He does that 3 times a week.
Gatorade machine?  Who has one of those?
8/4/2010 10:37 AM
Posted by sergei91 on 8/4/2010 10:33:00 AM (view original):
what about getting up from you chair?
Do you count the Jamaican jerk as an arm exercise?
8/4/2010 10:37 AM
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:35:00 AM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 10:31:00 AM (view original):
heh. TM would have us believe he exercises 3 times a week.
Sometimes he has to sprint to get to the microwave before it starts beeping.
Funny, if a little metaphysically awkward.
8/4/2010 10:38 AM
Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 10:37:00 AM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 10:34:00 AM (view original):
walking to the gatorade machine is TMs only exercise. He does that 3 times a week.
Gatorade machine?  Who has one of those?
Idiots who use pumps for water. That's what faucets are for, genius.
8/4/2010 10:38 AM
Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 10:38:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:35:00 AM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 10:31:00 AM (view original):
heh. TM would have us believe he exercises 3 times a week.
Sometimes he has to sprint to get to the microwave before it starts beeping.
Funny, if a little metaphysically awkward.
If it beeps, then the Lawyyark will know you're snacking.
8/4/2010 10:38 AM
Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 10:37:00 AM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 10:34:00 AM (view original):
walking to the gatorade machine is TMs only exercise. He does that 3 times a week.
Gatorade machine?  Who has one of those?

Hinkle Fieldhouse has a couple.

8/4/2010 10:39 AM
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:37:00 AM (view original):
Posted by sergei91 on 8/4/2010 10:33:00 AM (view original):
what about getting up from you chair?
Do you count the Jamaican jerk as an arm exercise?
is the jamaican hott?
8/4/2010 10:40 AM
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