As a Big Ten member, they will have no problem filling the quota of Midwesterner fatasses if they don't.

Would you keep this guy for his second arb year or set him free?

http://www.whatifsports.com/hbd/Pages/Popups/PlayerProfile.aspx?pid=1390720

Depends on your team. He's a low level BL SS or a poor hitting 3B. My guess is he'll want around 4m. Without better options, I'd keep him.

Do you think he's capable of OPSing .750 in the majors?

Depends on the world. But you have a 2000 AB sample size that says "no".

Given the results of this years Bowl Games involving Big Ten teams shouldnt every team in America be looking for some "Midwestern Fatasses"?

What is MikeT's Top 5 College Basketball Rankings?

Blind squirrel finds a nut theory. The fatass midwestern squirrels found some nuts in December/January. Which is probably good. Otherwise, they just be living on Big Macs, Little Debbie Cakes and cheese.

MikeT doesn't really follow basketball. Seems like I've heard about Kentucky, Kansas and Texas getting beat in big upsets over the last couple of weeks. I assume they were top ranked teams.

why do all these idiots care what your answers are to a bunch of stupid questions?

Maybe you should ask yourself that question.

Why do people insist on thinking that because someone asks a question, they care about the answer?

Beats me.

What else beats you?

Hookers. For a fee.

is it true that once you go black, you don't go back?