Posted by sappy on 6/27/2011 8:33:00 PM (view original):

Posted by vancem on 6/27/2011 12:53:00 AM (view original):
Anybody heard from sappy?  I hope that the eval hasn't sent him into a deep depression, drunken binge, or online porn addiction to ease the pain LOL!

Two out of three ain't bad but i am not admitting ti which two!!!

If you aren't admitting then it is deep depression and online porn addiction.

The depression is because you can't find the good porn that comes from nations the have lost world wars.  You need something a little more hardcore to wack your bag to...lol

ahaha ohhh germany

I bumped my own thread.

It took 30 games in but my team is in first place in the league for at least a 12 hour period LOL! Got to play 98, emp, ash, and malone in the next 7 games outside of the division. If they pass that test things are looking really good. In conference jay, kat and gunner all have really good teams. Plus, you can't  discount scud's or ncih's teams especially when the playoffs start. Mikee, tarheel and captain have excellent teams on the other side.

To me jay's team is the biggest surprise. I'd better beat that team out or I'll have been taken to school by a relative newbie to this league. Also, a but surprised by gunner's team. I guess defense does matter. Hard to root against that team with so many of my all time favorites on the roster.  

Malone: did your Kevin Love/Steve Nash concept work that way you had hoped it would? Too soon to tell? I think that in your mind, your vision of this team looked something like a classic love scene starring Seka and Linda Lovelace. Instead we are seeing way too many screenshots/closeups of Peter North vs Andy Dick. The overall idea was classic but something is missing ;(

11 teams all between 13 and 16 wins each is pretty impressive too. Lots of parity in the league. I just hope that 1 or 2 teams don't get knocked out of the playoffs because of an excessive amount of SEBLE SIM SCREW SPECIALS going against them.

Chis: I hope that you quit drafting while drinking.  I mean that 1 and 14 record away from home is enough to make me want to power down a few Steel Reserve 24 oz cans tonight. Can't get Schlitz Malt Liquor in PDX darn it!

Jweb: I just don't quite know what to think :(  I liked your team a lot. 2 and 13 on the road tells me that you are getting some bad calls. I see a mid to late season playoff push that just falls short by 5 or 6 games.

Sappy: what can I tell you? At least you are not in last place. Think about this: Elgin is your # 1 scorer at over 29 PPG and is shooting just 43.7% from the field. You are getting out scored by 5 points per game. Is anything sinking in or is that German Porn all you can focus on before noon on a Saturday morning? 

SixerNuggs: Moses is crying. Glen Rice is happy. Alex English is playing more like a wussy Frenchie. Or actually more like that morbidly obese Frenchie chick from, " The Voice." Keep on trying you will be up to Sappy status by the next draft in late August or September. One more thought; ASSISTS DO MATTER IN THIS LEAGUE!

Thanks for the pity.  I didn't have visions of winning the league title, but I sure thought we'd be better than .300.

Bill Russell. All I have to say. Imagine if his D was still where it should be. . .

Yes, the fact that Russell's defensive rating is only 70 is truly a black mark for the SIM management and programmers. The metrics that they use to to assign defensive ratings are kind of ridiculous. I love playing this game but the things that should be the easiest to fix never get done right and the things that nobody cares about, ie the all-star rosters, always get done.

Vancem I've been holding off commenting on this.  " Chis:I hope that you quit drafting while drinking.  I mean that 1 and 14 record away from home is enough to make me want to power down a few Steel Reserve 24 oz cans tonight. Can't get Schlitz  in PDX  dam it                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     "  At the time this was posted my team '" Driven by Booze"  was 8-22 with a .266 winning %. we couldn't beat anybody and i couldn't understand why. Since that time we are 29-17 with a .630 winning % with 6 games left  in the season and in the hunt for a playoff spot. Which, i expect  to lose out on by 1 game. I still don't understand why ? How does a team play so poorly for 30 games and then start playing as well as the division leaders for the next 46 games.  Pass the beer, please.

Hey Chris, that's just like my HDP team!

started 7-9
then went 25-2, including a W17
then back to crap at 8-12

where's the booze

All i can say Gary is play press defense and pass the bottle! LOL...

Does anybody want playoffs summaries or some sort of an epilogue? This is the first season using players with the new defensive ratings. Was the emphasis for  some owners to go with the high defensive players only a good decision or not?

Hey I made the playoffs this year.  I am happy for "little steps"

Only two more wins away from doing the next round of evals. Anyone want to step up and do them? I just can't bear to share anymore of my thoughts, and profound insights, concerning this near fataly flawed SIM game. Aren't you guys just as sick of me as I am of myself. . . ?