I tried the same thing with Tiny in an open league once. There was a game he scored 80 points! (and lost in overtime) Still, I couldn't wait to see his box score each day

or maybe - I should pick the "right" players and find success there!

My problem is that I have a Real job - and little time to educate myself on the nuances of the SIM gods.

Posted by pennsylvania on 9/3/2019 6:43:00 PM (view original):
hope springs eternal - I really think I have something here ---- at the very least, it's clear the SIM has prejudiced my attempts at fame! Recognizing that I'm the smartest man in the room - how else does one explain my lack of success --- it has to be the SIM - that's it, the SIM is prejudiced against Italian-Americans.

I've pleaded my case with dh555 - claiming that I'm a victim of anti Italian-American prejudice, and it's not fair that others get to bask in the limelight of glory while I'm relegated to a "never was" - for his part, he's failed me by not promising to give me everything I want.

Given the clear prejudice of the SIM - and dh555 failure to promise me everything - I believe I'm entitled to reparations -- in the form of wins -- I mean, really, why everyone else - and not me. Of course, being a white educated Italian male - somehow I think others will designate me as one of the "haves" - obligated to have my stuff stolen to ensure the "have-nots " continue to watch Jerry Springer all the while demanding that I provide for their needs.

Oh okay. That makes perfect sense.

Posted by pennsylvania on 9/3/2019 6:47:00 PM (view original):
My problem is that I have a Real job - and little time to educate myself on the nuances of the SIM gods.

But plenty of time to post nonsensical rants on message boards on obscure sports simulation sites!

Posted by tarheel1991 on 9/3/2019 8:29:00 PM (view original):

Posted by pennsylvania on 9/3/2019 6:47:00 PM (view original):
My problem is that I have a Real job - and little time to educate myself on the nuances of the SIM gods.

But plenty of time to post nonsensical rants on message boards on obscure sports simulation sites!

People acting like the simulation engine is difficult to understand, random, unpredictable, corrupt, etc. is one of the best comedy bits going on this site.

It isn't perfect from a feature standpoint... but it is none of those things above.

would anyone object if i just give penn the #1 pick next season(provided he use it on wilt)?

i root for it every lottery but penn has had terrible luck...i really want to see what he can do with a tiny/wilt team

oh and penn...for the love of god...

DRAFT TINY IN THE 6TH!!!! NO ONE WILL TAKE HIM! IT IS INSANE YOU CONTINUE TO THINK OTHERWISE

Ok, will do - thanks for the tip

Posted by pennsylvania on 9/3/2019 6:47:00 PM (view original):
My problem is that I have a Real job - and little time to educate myself on the nuances of the SIM gods.

But plenty of time to post nonsensical rants on message boards on obscure sports simulation sites!

As opposed to what - reading my posts and responding?

Posted by pennsylvania on 9/4/2019 8:13:00 AM (view original):

Posted by pennsylvania on 9/3/2019 6:47:00 PM (view original):
My problem is that I have a Real job - and little time to educate myself on the nuances of the SIM gods.

But plenty of time to post nonsensical rants on message boards on obscure sports simulation sites!

As opposed to what - reading my posts and responding?

Unlike you, I have sufficient time and mental capacity to do my “real” job AND waste time on this frivolous game without always sucking at it!

It must be great being you -- frankly, I'm honored you even recognize my existence - you know, with all that encompasses the MAGNITUDE OF YOU.

Not surprisingly, your response epitomizes the self-importance of liberals -- always claiming to be compassionate, understanding & open minded -- all the while spewing their deep rooted hate for all things NOT THEM! What's next - you'll rally the troops and destroy the property of others in the spirit of protest, then go about suppressing the free speech of others & resort to boycotting everything that doesn't conform to your world order.

Thanks for pointing out the GREATNESS OF YOU.

Frankly, I feel better about myself knowing that YOU have ALL THE ANSWERS.

PS - once again the facts matter not to the Liberal --- your comment " without always sucking at it" presupposes what - that I never made the playoffs?

How does someone with your intellectual incapacity go about defining what it means "without always sucking at it"?

If making the playoffs is any barometer - the record evidences that I've made the playoffs more times than not. But then, being consummed with THE MAGNITUDE OF YOU certainly raises the bar on merely making the playoffs --- A point I'll come to understand the more I bask in the MAGNITUDE OF EVERYTHING THAT IS YOU!

Penn, you don't know how much this validation means to me. I've been waiting for a long time for some proper recognition around here, so it's nice to be praised. Now that I have finally achieved my life's dream of earning the respect of someone's kooky old grandpa on an obscure internet forum read by dozens of people, I can die in peace.

Posted by dh555 on 9/3/2019 11:37:00 PM (view original):
would anyone object if i just give penn the #1 pick next season(provided he use it on wilt)?

i root for it every lottery but penn has had terrible luck...i really want to see what he can do with a tiny/wilt team

oh and penn...for the love of god...

DRAFT TINY IN THE 6TH!!!! NO ONE WILL TAKE HIM! IT IS INSANE YOU CONTINUE TO THINK OTHERWISE

Hey Penn, I have been considering Tiny in the 4th every season! I just can't pull the trigger. One of these days ill snap him up. Don't know when. But one day! Keep drafting him high Penn because I'm gonna take him..