Dez Bryant claims he didn't know about rookie hazing? WORST. EXCUSE. EVER?

What type of beer is best?

I have to think so.  I believe DB didn't think anyone would find out that he was going prima donna. 

Tree-huggin' hippies.

I'm assuming negatives cannot be used.  1,1, 1.6.  In no particular order.

I've drank a plethora of beers.  I can't really pick a "best" as I have different tastes at different times.

Is a "plethora" of beers equal to the number of beers Wade Boggs famously drank on one plane trip?

No.  It's a lot more. 

An ex-grilfriend from high school wants to hook up for lunch.
Danger? DANGER?

Do you take that to mean an ex convict is being released from prison today and wants some anal sex?

What's a "grilfriend"? Is that a Canadian thing?

First, I don't believe you had a girlfriend in HS.  Second, if some chick went out with you once in HS because she lost a bet, she would't be coming back for seconds.  Third, if she lost another bet and has to meet your for lunch, it's not because she wants some deathlovin'.   But, in most cases, yes, I think that's a potential problem if you're married. 

Why does oat keep sitemailing me, saying he wants to hook up for lunch?

I hadn't considered that as a possibility but I'm forced to believe death was the woman during his prison stint.

Considering the previous post, "grilfriend" may be prison-talk for "my man".

I can only assume he likes fat, smelly dudes who are slightly on the dumb side.

I'm on a bad joke website. Could this be the winner?

Two muffins are in the oven. One looks over and says, "Gee, don't you think it's hot in here?" and the other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!!"