Better song: Metallica's "For Whom the Bell Tolls" or AC/DC's "Hell's Bells"?

I've been on vacation for the last week with little or no computer access. I don't want to go back for dozens of pages so can you give me a brief synopsis of what I missed?


Does that johndish guy still have a MikeT obsession? Is sergei still an idiot?

Is FDIAH still a dumb canuck?

Lee. At some point, Chris Tucker and the little cornrow kid will join the fight. No way does cornrow take down Tucker. Now it's two on one and Miyagi takes a beating. Now quit wrecking cars every weekend.

I don't think so.

Chuck Norris beats 'em all senseless and smacks Rambo around for good measure.

The beer made the game tolerable.

Hell's Bells. Metallica can't sniff AC/DC ball sack.

I can't. He seems to be on a break. Most times. Yes.

What are Texas and OU thinking? wouldn't SEC be tons more cash?

A lot of things. First, the SEC is locked into their TV deal for the next 12-13 years. The PAC-10 has a deal that expires in 2012. So it's entirely possible that, after turning it into the PAC-16, they'll sign a more lucrative deal. Second, by joining the PAC-10 and not the SEC, they're guaranteed to stay at the top of the conference food chain. Florida, LSU, Georgia, Alabama or USC(on probation), UCLA, Oregon, Stanford? No brainer. Third, and this might be kind of hokey, it's been muttered that the SEC is less academic than the PAC-10. While this may be true, I think it has zero influence on their decision.

When you say "less academic" do you mean "a ton dumber"?

I mean "less concerned with higher learning". Which is why I say "BS" to that being a reason. I think it's all $$$ based. Otherwise, there's no point in doing anything.

That is not a question and, if you've been following along, you know what's going to happen.

Death by herpes?

sergei91 redlines or Gary Cole's character (Sheriff Buck) from American Gothic sending you to a very warm place, which will happen?

It appears I mutliated a snake this afternoon while mowing the lawn. Should I feel guilty?

Let's hope not.

Redlines.

No. If a snake is too stupid to get out of the way of a lawnmower, HGWHD.

How many players/rounds do you actually rank and actually sort out during the draft process

So are these new forums the same those you beta-tested?

If so, what can we expect? It sounds more complicated than I need.

As many as I think could be on my BL team some day. It's usually between 35 and 80. Depends on how much I've budgets for HS/College scouting.

I chose not to take part in the testing. I peeked in, looked around and . There were a lot of problems. But that was a long time ago.