Okay guys... both picks are in (mafia and cop) so I am just going to start the second day.
Ramshorn, the last two pages hold all the votes. I am too lazy to tell you.
Anyways, yoijames was watching his favorite show, Cops. Just as that guy without his shirt began running into the woods, he heard a noise outside. He went to check it out. Then, as he stepped outside, he encountered a gigantic wooden horse. "Ha," he said, slightly amused, "I wonder if I can smoke this?" So he tried. Unfortunately, the mafia had filled it with lighter fluid, and yoijames died in the explosion. The mafia has killed the cop.