Who had a worse draft, the Brewers, whose first round pick (#14 overall) is going to college to learn how to live with his newly diagnosed diabetes, the Diamondbacks, whose first round pick (#6 overall) could not pass the team's physical, or the kermit-led Madison Machine, whose first round pick (#9 overall) has projected 64/57 splits and projected pitches of 87/86/64/85/70?