Posted by bronxcheer on 6/30/2017 1:18:00 PM (view original):
Which he lost by 3 million votes
Which, depending on your perspective,:
- Hillary lost because she mismanaged her resources and overestimated her appeal (of which she has none)
- Donald won because he outplayed Hillary at a game of Risk (aka, the electoral college) and accurately assessed her dislikability in key states
- Hillary lost because she is a lying, megalomaniacal shrew whose main campaign slogan was "I'm not him"
- Donald won because he is a lying, megalomaniacal douchebag whose main campaign slogan was "I'm not her"
- Hillary lost because those damn Russians hacked her vulnerable server and showed how stupid she was
- Donald won because he paid those damn Russians or promised them Europe if he won
- Hillary lost because Obama
- Donald won because Obama
- Hillary lost because Bernie
- Donald won because Bernie supporters were too ****** off about the fixed primary and didn't vote for Hillary
6/30/2017 1:52 PM (edited)