What would be the best analogy used to describe everything?

I was craving for a peanut butter sandwich today, except I'm allergic to peanut butter.

It turns out WIS's promises are "alternative facts."

What happened.

Do you guys remember that Twilight Zone episode where Burgess Meredith is a bank teller who only wants to read. He reads on the job, he reads at home. All he wants to do is read. He's down in the vault when the bomb drops and is the only man left alive on earth. As he's wondering through the rubble that had been his town, he finds the library, and of course all of the books are unharmed. Finally, he has all the time in the world to read and no one to bother him. Five minutes into Forever, he bends down to grab a book, his glasses slide off his face and shatter on the ground.

That.

Not really analogy but my dad would always say

"Life's a b!tch and then you marry one"

Posted by pallas on 7/20/2017 4:13:00 PM (view original):
Do you guys remember that Twilight Zone episode where Burgess Meredith is a bank teller who only wants to read. He reads on the job, he reads at home. All he wants to do is read. He's down in the vault when the bomb drops and is the only man left alive on earth. As he's wondering through the rubble that had been his town, he finds the library, and of course all of the books are unharmed. Finally, he has all the time in the world to read and no one to bother him. Five minutes into Forever, he bends down to grab a book, his glasses slide off his face and shatter on the ground.

That.

Yeah, that's pretty solid.

Posted by mbriese on 7/20/2017 5:42:00 PM (view original):

Posted by pallas on 7/20/2017 4:13:00 PM (view original):
Do you guys remember that Twilight Zone episode where Burgess Meredith is a bank teller who only wants to read. He reads on the job, he reads at home. All he wants to do is read. He's down in the vault when the bomb drops and is the only man left alive on earth. As he's wondering through the rubble that had been his town, he finds the library, and of course all of the books are unharmed. Finally, he has all the time in the world to read and no one to bother him. Five minutes into Forever, he bends down to grab a book, his glasses slide off his face and shatter on the ground.

That.

Yeah, that's pretty solid.

I love TTZ, but I always wanted anti-episodes. For that particular episode, he breaks his glasses, shrugs, and goes back to the vault where he had stored 100 more pairs. Not to mention, you know, food and water.

Posted by Benis on 7/20/2017 4:26:00 PM (view original):
Not really analogy but my dad would always say

"Life's a b!tch and then you marry one"

#stayclassy

Posted by jaxorbetter on 7/21/2017 9:46:00 AM (view original):

Posted by mbriese on 7/20/2017 5:42:00 PM (view original):

Posted by pallas on 7/20/2017 4:13:00 PM (view original):
Do you guys remember that Twilight Zone episode where Burgess Meredith is a bank teller who only wants to read. He reads on the job, he reads at home. All he wants to do is read. He's down in the vault when the bomb drops and is the only man left alive on earth. As he's wondering through the rubble that had been his town, he finds the library, and of course all of the books are unharmed. Finally, he has all the time in the world to read and no one to bother him. Five minutes into Forever, he bends down to grab a book, his glasses slide off his face and shatter on the ground.

That.

Yeah, that's pretty solid.

I love TTZ, but I always wanted anti-episodes. For that particular episode, he breaks his glasses, shrugs, and goes back to the vault where he had stored 100 more pairs. Not to mention, you know, food and water.

Plus i always wondered... ok, atomic bombs go off which flatten the town and kill all human life, but the library books don't also get incinerated...?