Posted by MikeT23 on 11/15/2017 10:25:00 AM (view original):
Before everyone gets their panties bunched, I play this for fun. Since I jokingly made a "thing" of zorzi challenging me 8 minutes after an exhibition, and a bunch of panties getting bunched, I was going to post about the game one way or the other. Those in my Smith conference know I refer to every win as a "beatdown" so my victory was definitely going to be one.

Had I lost, I'd have accused zorzi of finding a loophole to exploit and discredited his win.

Lighten up, nancy boys. If this game isn't fun for you, you should find something else to do.

I really like the use of "Nancy boys" here. That's a refreshing insult I haven't heard in awhile. Would read again, would challenge mike to an arm wrestle, would lose, and would laugh at the thread he posts about it. +23 for this thread, I would give +30 but I do not feel enough Nancy boys came out to complain.

This is so typical of what these boards have become. Thanks Mike!

Posted by lakevin on 11/15/2017 2:52:00 PM (view original):
This is so typical of what these boards have become. Thanks Mike!

Sure beats the hell out of your constant EE complaining though, right?

I mean, God forbid people actually enjoy the game rather than *****, *****, *****. No place for enjoyment in HD. This is serious ****!

I just looked at the boxscore, you guys were shooting the heck out... I need to make an adjustment in end games... I was at -4 leading by 3... And you put it in with 3 secs.

Are you remaining there next season? If so, send a challenge!

Well, that was actually one of the funny parts, IMO. I classified it as a "beatdown" but had to nail a 3 at the end of regulation to force OT.

I intend to move to D1. I won't challenge anyone because I'm not sure they want a sim game. If you do, send it over.

Posted by Benis on 11/15/2017 10:53:00 AM (view original):
who has their panties in a bunch?

lakevin as well. But I think that's a natural state with him. I'd be concerned if his panties were unbunched.

Posted by MikeT23 on 11/15/2017 3:03:00 PM (view original):

Posted by Benis on 11/15/2017 10:53:00 AM (view original):
who has their panties in a bunch?

lakevin as well. But I think that's a natural state with him. I'd be concerned if his panties were unbunched.

Well I stopped wearing any kind of undergarments back in the 90s so I'm good on the bunching dept.

Actually... funny story.

I was at a bachelor party a couple years ago in Windsor Canada.

I never wear underwear when we go out to the strip clubs. At one point, girl pulls me on stage and lays me down on my back. Starts doing her thing and puts her hands down my pants. She pulls them right back out and exclaims "you're not wearing any underwear, what F**k!"

Classic.

You probably struggle with "sand in the crack". It's more similar than different than bunched panties.

Posted by MikeT23 on 11/15/2017 4:48:00 PM (view original):
You probably struggle with "sand in the crack". It's more similar than different than bunched panties.

Pretty sure that's not sand.

Posted by Benis on 11/15/2017 4:47:00 PM (view original):
Actually... funny story.

I was at a bachelor party a couple years ago in Windsor Canada.

I never wear underwear when we go out to the strip clubs. At one point, girl pulls me on stage and lays me down on my back. Starts doing her thing and puts her hands down my pants. She pulls them right back out and exclaims "you're not wearing any underwear, what F**k!"

Classic.

Did she say "I felt something like a benis, I mean *****, except smaller"?

Posted by MikeT23 on 11/15/2017 4:58:00 PM (view original):

Posted by Benis on 11/15/2017 4:47:00 PM (view original):
Actually... funny story.

I was at a bachelor party a couple years ago in Windsor Canada.

I never wear underwear when we go out to the strip clubs. At one point, girl pulls me on stage and lays me down on my back. Starts doing her thing and puts her hands down my pants. She pulls them right back out and exclaims "you're not wearing any underwear, what F**k!"

Classic.

Did she say "I felt something like a benis, I mean *****, except smaller"?

She was wondering where it was at first.

But you know they crank up the AC in that place!

Posted by Benis on 11/15/2017 5:08:00 PM (view original):

Posted by MikeT23 on 11/15/2017 4:58:00 PM (view original):

Posted by Benis on 11/15/2017 4:47:00 PM (view original):
Actually... funny story.

I was at a bachelor party a couple years ago in Windsor Canada.

I never wear underwear when we go out to the strip clubs. At one point, girl pulls me on stage and lays me down on my back. Starts doing her thing and puts her hands down my pants. She pulls them right back out and exclaims "you're not wearing any underwear, what F**k!"

Classic.

Did she say "I felt something like a benis, I mean *****, except smaller"?

She was wondering where it was at first.

But you know they crank up the AC in that place!

I'm wondering what's up with your name. Benis is a combination of Balls and *****. Is that it? I've also seen people with the last name Benis. I've also seen people with a name like Ben Kenis. So which one is it?

Posted by Benis on 11/15/2017 4:47:00 PM (view original):
Actually... funny story.

I was at a bachelor party a couple years ago in Windsor Canada.

I never wear underwear when we go out to the strip clubs. At one point, girl pulls me on stage and lays me down on my back. Starts doing her thing and puts her hands down my pants. She pulls them right back out and exclaims "you're not wearing any underwear, what F**k!"

Classic.

Wait, what the ****? You would usually wear underwear but not to strip clubs. That's creepy as ****.

Posted by bad_luck on 11/15/2017 5:14:00 PM (view original):

Posted by Benis on 11/15/2017 4:47:00 PM (view original):
Actually... funny story.

I was at a bachelor party a couple years ago in Windsor Canada.

I never wear underwear when we go out to the strip clubs. At one point, girl pulls me on stage and lays me down on my back. Starts doing her thing and puts her hands down my pants. She pulls them right back out and exclaims "you're not wearing any underwear, what F**k!"

Classic.

Wait, what the ****? You would usually wear underwear but not to strip clubs. That's creepy as ****.

Creepy? Or genius?

Actually I'll go commando from time to time regardless. Feels real nice.