Posted by dino27 on 1/15/2018 10:09:00 PM (view original):
if you really want a hoot look up the gospel the infant jesus......written around 150......superboy who kills his friends.
By chance, I just read about this in the
new issue of Harper's. I'd never heard about it before.
Playing on the bank of a stream, for example, the five-year-old diverts its rushing waters into little puddles by the sheer power of his will. A neighbor boy takes a willow switch and sweeps the water back into the stream. The two boys quarrel, and up to here it reads like a normal story: a scene between two boys that could happen in any kindergarten. But then Jesus cries out that the neighbor boy should wither up like a dead tree, never to bear leaves or roots or fruit again. And immediately the neighbor boy withers up completely, which can only mean he dies, he dies a wretched death, plunging his parents into sorrow, as the Infancy Gospel explicitly says. Jesus, unmoved, goes home.
And the account continues, in exactly that style, with those character traits: in the village, a boy running by accidentally bumps Jesus’ shoulder. What does Jesus do? Kill the boy with a single word. And when the parents of this and the other boy, and more and more people, complain to Joseph— what does Jesus do? Strike them all blind. And when his knowledge exceeds that of his teacher Zacchaeus, he makes a laughingstock of the old man in front of everyone; Zacchaeus despairs and wants to die on account of this child, who must be a paragon of hideousness.
This Jesus sounds a lot like Anthony from The Twilight Zone episode "It's a Good Life."