1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

Beat it. We’re closed.

3. Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

4. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

5. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year.

6. What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

7. What do the Mafia and ******* have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep ****.

8. What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!

9. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.

Posted by all3 on 5/18/2018 6:44:00 PM (view original):

Posted by tangplay on 5/18/2018 6:25:00 PM (view original):
Not everyone's definition needs to be the same. It is lunacy but it is how it works. The human brain is wired to label. We all have bias. We don't live in a post-racial society.

Thanks to people who think like you.

What? I am not racist. The human brain is wired to label.

A racist's brain is wired to label.

No, everyone's brains are wired that way.

Posted by all3 on 5/18/2018 6:16:00 PM (view original):

Posted by tangplay on 5/18/2018 5:46:00 PM (view original):

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Posted by tangplay on 5/18/2018 3:46:00 PM (view original):

Posted by all3 on 5/18/2018 3:42:00 PM (view original):
As I've said repeatedly, part of the problem I have with people who claim blacks face "institutional" racism is that none of them will even try to tell me just what makes someone "black" any more. Is it a certain % of their ancestry (50%, 25%, or does just 1% qualify) or a certain shade of skin (what is that color - is that with or without a tan) or does everybody get to make their own "rule" to make themselves fit or not fit? Are the rules for inclusion/exclusion the same in California as Texas as Michigan as Maine, or do they differ by region? Seems like a lot of unanswered questions and a lot of unneeded discussion just to put a label on people.

If they look black, they black.

Oh man, this is going to get hilarious: what does that even mean?

Most of the stuff I am talking about is about bias. If someone looks black to a person, they are biased against that person.

So, you get to determine who you think is black, I get to determine who I think is black, and everybody else gets to determine who they think is black? I'm sure you'll agree that "black" to most people in Central Kansas isn't the same as "black" to most people in Central Detroit. What happens when opinions vary about a certain person - whose definition "wins"? Someone who you think is black may not even think of themselves as black at all? You don't see any lunacy in that? Why the need to label?

It isn't about shade of blackness. Use the word minority instead of "black" and then try the statement.

It's minorities that face bias.........many types of minorities. In the neighborhood I share I wouldn't want to wear a rag on my head...........I'm damn sure IF I did I'd face all sorts of racism......institutional racism might be one of the lesser problems I'd face, actually.

Posted by tangplay on 5/18/2018 5:51:00 PM (view original):
CCCP, you have stated that absolutely nothing is going to change your mind on this, and you have also stated that you have no interest in what is true and what is false. This argument is going nowhere. We have clearly proved, without a doubt, that institutional racism exists. We have open minds.

You could change my opinion by doing one of three things.
1. Prove that there is no racial divide in the USA, that there is no wealth gap, and that, on average, black people are just as well off as white people.
2. Prove that we live in a post-racial society.
3. Prove that the gap between black people and white people is caused by something other than institutional racism (And why the differences are there. If you say single parent, explain why there is a gap.)

Why would I prove anything to you? You are an idiot. Live your life and I will live mine.

Posted by all3 on 5/18/2018 7:05:00 PM (view original):
A racist's brain is wired to label.

Bingo

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Posted by cccp1014 on 5/18/2018 1:11:00 PM (view original):
Not sure how many times I need to say this but I am not fighting stats or stories that are produced by the biased liberal media. I mean maybe I need to put this post in flashing lights.

10 years ago eh?

cccp is a world-class moron.

Takes one to know one, little man. Was 08 not 10 years ago? Basic math, loser.

Posted by tangplay on 5/18/2018 5:46:00 PM (view original):

Posted by cccp1014 on 5/18/2018 4:31:00 PM (view original):
So politics is dirty? You don't say?

Dumbass. It is a free country are we not free to believe whatever it is we want to?

Yes, it is. Does that make it right? Knowingly lying about an opponent? Especially when that lie is race-based?

You can believe whatever you want. It is still false.

Obama was not his opponent. You are so stupid OMG!

I have proven to the Leftists here that African American kids with two parents are a lot more successful than white kids with one parent. I have further proven that if people graduate HS, get a job and don't become single parents they will 98% of the time not be poor. I am not sure what else they want to see to end their needless racist rants.

Someone needs to please logically explain this to me.

Thank you

Posted by cccp1014 on 5/19/2018 7:48:00 AM (view original):
I have proven to the Leftists here that African American kids with two parents are a lot more successful than white kids with one parent. I have further proven that if people graduate HS, get a job and don't become single parents they will 98% of the time not be poor. I am not sure what else they want to see to end their needless racist rants.

Someone needs to please logically explain this to me.

Thank you

Ok, I’ll try.

You compare black kids from two parent houses to white kids from single parent households, but what about rates of success between black and white kids from households with the same number of parents, are they the same? (Hint: I’d bet they aren’t)

Posted by cccp1014 on 5/19/2018 7:37:00 AM (view original):

Posted by tangplay on 5/18/2018 5:51:00 PM (view original):
CCCP, you have stated that absolutely nothing is going to change your mind on this, and you have also stated that you have no interest in what is true and what is false. This argument is going nowhere. We have clearly proved, without a doubt, that institutional racism exists. We have open minds.

You could change my opinion by doing one of three things.
1. Prove that there is no racial divide in the USA, that there is no wealth gap, and that, on average, black people are just as well off as white people.
2. Prove that we live in a post-racial society.
3. Prove that the gap between black people and white people is caused by something other than institutional racism (And why the differences are there. If you say single parent, explain why there is a gap.)

Why would I prove anything to you? You are an idiot. Live your life and I will live mine.

OK, so you have these strong opinions, and you refuse to defend them other than calling me an idiot. You continually keep showing that you like to be closed into your box without any opinions outside of yours and even when I have an open mind, you refuse to defend your positions. So essentially you call me an idiot for having an opinion, and an idiot for keeping an open mind.

Posted by cccp1014 on 5/19/2018 7:39:00 AM (view original):

Posted by tangplay on 5/18/2018 5:46:00 PM (view original):

Posted by cccp1014 on 5/18/2018 4:31:00 PM (view original):
So politics is dirty? You don't say?

Dumbass. It is a free country are we not free to believe whatever it is we want to?

Yes, it is. Does that make it right? Knowingly lying about an opponent? Especially when that lie is race-based?

You can believe whatever you want. It is still false.

Obama was not his opponent. You are so stupid OMG!

The Obama faction? Obama is his political opponent. He lied about Clinton too.

Posted by cccp1014 on 5/19/2018 7:48:00 AM (view original):
I have proven to the Leftists here that African American kids with two parents are a lot more successful than white kids with one parent. I have further proven that if people graduate HS, get a job and don't become single parents they will 98% of the time not be poor. I am not sure what else they want to see to end their needless racist rants.

Someone needs to please logically explain this to me.

Thank you

I mean, I just gave you three things to prove to me, and you decided not to do one of those three things.

1. Yes, but this does not mean that institutional racism does not exist. White kids with one parent are more successful than African American kids with one parent.
2. Correct, however half of the time people do that, they won't even break middle class. If a black person does all of those things, they earn about as much money on average as the average white person, even counting the white people who DON'T do those things.

Please respond to this without ad hominem.

Thank you.

From now on, PLEASE everyone just keep an open mind and do not insult. We can have a reasonable debate. Let's be calm about this.