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Posted by strikeout26 on 11/9/2018 11:18:00 AM (view original):
My hair started going at 19, but my eyesight is great. I should have been a hitter instead of a pitcher, if not for the fact that I ran a 7.8 60.
As a kid, I never realized how important it is to be a fast baseball player. Then I got to high school and it was like, "oh ****, no one cares that I can hit if it takes me eighteen seconds to get to first."

I was lucky that our strength and conditioning coach had a killer squats/sprints program.
11/9/2018 11:29 AM
Posted by cccp1014 on 11/9/2018 11:19:00 AM (view original):
Posted by strikeout26 on 11/9/2018 11:18:00 AM (view original):
My hair started going at 19, but my eyesight is great. I should have been a hitter instead of a pitcher, if not for the fact that I ran a 7.8 60.
Bleh. DAMN computers. You have some speed. DAMN!
A 7.8 is really freaking slow.
11/9/2018 11:35 AM
Posted by cccp1014 on 11/9/2018 11:28:00 AM (view original):
Hair and eye sight do not. There are kids who are 5 and wear glasses. It is more your blood pressure, cholesterol levels, weight, etc.

But nice try back pedaling. So you think a 19-year old kid who is balding and wears glasses but can run a marathon in under 3 hours is actually 45? You're so dumb. LMAO.
You know there are non-obese children with high blood pressure and cholesterol, right?

So you think a 19-year old kid who is has high blood pressure but can run a marathon in under 3 hours is actually 45? You're so dumb. LMAO.
11/9/2018 11:45 AM
Posted by strikeout26 on 11/9/2018 11:35:00 AM (view original):
Posted by cccp1014 on 11/9/2018 11:19:00 AM (view original):
Posted by strikeout26 on 11/9/2018 11:18:00 AM (view original):
My hair started going at 19, but my eyesight is great. I should have been a hitter instead of a pitcher, if not for the fact that I ran a 7.8 60.
Bleh. DAMN computers. You have some speed. DAMN!
A 7.8 is really freaking slow.
60 feet really?? IDK baseball was not my sport. I played hoops and football. I stopped playing baseball after 8th grade. Could not hit the curve.
11/9/2018 11:46 AM
So you preferred "straight" things even back then.
11/9/2018 12:06 PM
Posted by all3 on 11/9/2018 12:06:00 PM (view original):
So you preferred "straight" things even back then.
LOL --- yep.
11/9/2018 12:08 PM
Posted by cccp1014 on 11/9/2018 11:02:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tangplay on 11/9/2018 10:59:00 AM (view original):
Posted by cccp1014 on 11/9/2018 10:56:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tangplay on 11/9/2018 10:53:00 AM (view original):
That's dumb. Age is quantitative, not qualitative.
So is gender. Actually doctors can do a medical test and determine your actual age. Such as fat unhealthy people may be 30 chronologically but 55 based on health, etc.

How is gender quantitative?

I also don't want to get into this argument with you.
Easy. It has been quantitative since the beginning of time. Colleges published stats of men/women ratio. Same for companies, schools, cities, states. There have always been TWO genders. Until the insane Left went nuts. Science doesn't care about your feelings. You don't see transgender lions, dogs, frogs or pigs. This is a man made Leftist stupid idea.
That's not what qualitative means. You can't count gender. It isn't a number.

And you don't know that there are not transgender frogs.

I thought the frogs were turning gay?
11/9/2018 12:16 PM
Posted by tangplay on 11/9/2018 12:16:00 PM (view original):
Posted by cccp1014 on 11/9/2018 11:02:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tangplay on 11/9/2018 10:59:00 AM (view original):
Posted by cccp1014 on 11/9/2018 10:56:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tangplay on 11/9/2018 10:53:00 AM (view original):
That's dumb. Age is quantitative, not qualitative.
So is gender. Actually doctors can do a medical test and determine your actual age. Such as fat unhealthy people may be 30 chronologically but 55 based on health, etc.

How is gender quantitative?

I also don't want to get into this argument with you.
Easy. It has been quantitative since the beginning of time. Colleges published stats of men/women ratio. Same for companies, schools, cities, states. There have always been TWO genders. Until the insane Left went nuts. Science doesn't care about your feelings. You don't see transgender lions, dogs, frogs or pigs. This is a man made Leftist stupid idea.
That's not what qualitative means. You can't count gender. It isn't a number.

And you don't know that there are not transgender frogs.

I thought the frogs were turning gay?
Oh I do. Unless we have surgical frogs out there.
11/9/2018 12:18 PM
?

Fwiw, I had the same issues as BL. I was a decent hitter, good at doing the little things, but too damn slow.
11/9/2018 12:20 PM
Posted by tangplay on 11/9/2018 12:20:00 PM (view original):
?

Fwiw, I had the same issues as BL. I was a decent hitter, good at doing the little things, but too damn slow.
White men can't jump and run? Oh..............
11/9/2018 12:22 PM
Posted by tangplay on 11/9/2018 12:20:00 PM (view original):
?

Fwiw, I had the same issues as BL. I was a decent hitter, good at doing the little things, but too damn slow.
I wasn't too slow to play. I just had to absolutely bust my *** in the weight room to generate enough power to run fast enough to make up for my ******, slow-twitch genetics.
11/9/2018 12:26 PM
Same.

I was decent at cross country.
11/9/2018 12:28 PM
Posted by tangplay on 11/9/2018 12:28:00 PM (view original):
Same.

I was decent at cross country.
What was your best time in the 5K. Do you recall?
11/9/2018 12:30 PM
Posted by cccp1014 on 11/9/2018 11:46:00 AM (view original):
Posted by strikeout26 on 11/9/2018 11:35:00 AM (view original):
Posted by cccp1014 on 11/9/2018 11:19:00 AM (view original):
Posted by strikeout26 on 11/9/2018 11:18:00 AM (view original):
My hair started going at 19, but my eyesight is great. I should have been a hitter instead of a pitcher, if not for the fact that I ran a 7.8 60.
Bleh. DAMN computers. You have some speed. DAMN!
A 7.8 is really freaking slow.
60 feet really?? IDK baseball was not my sport. I played hoops and football. I stopped playing baseball after 8th grade. Could not hit the curve.
60 yards. Baseball players are typically measured in the 60 yard dash and the 90 (home to first).
11/9/2018 12:56 PM
Posted by cccp1014 on 11/9/2018 12:30:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tangplay on 11/9/2018 12:28:00 PM (view original):
Same.

I was decent at cross country.
What was your best time in the 5K. Do you recall?
I forget honestly. I ran up in the pack. Never out front.
11/9/2018 1:01 PM
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