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dino27
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next time try the restaurant down the street.
1/20/2019 6:25 PM (edited)
dino27
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some of our cooks are mexican.
1/20/2019 6:24 PM
dino27
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you have a life expectancy of two years.
1/20/2019 6:25 PM
dino27
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there is a guy sitting behind you with a gun.
1/20/2019 6:27 PM
bagchucker
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me love you long time GI
1/20/2019 6:43 PM
dino27
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dont believe what the menu says about msg.
1/20/2019 7:21 PM (edited)
dino27
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our gluten is free...no extra charge.
1/20/2019 7:19 PM
dino27
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a fly in the ointment is better then a fly in your soup.
1/20/2019 7:21 PM
wylie715
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It can be what it is not.
1/20/2019 8:28 PM
dino27
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the higher the tip the better the karma.
1/20/2019 10:31 PM
dino27
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a bird in the bush is better then a bird in the hand.
1/20/2019 10:34 PM
dino27
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it is better to dream at night then during the day.
1/20/2019 10:35 PM
dino27
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learn to ask where is the bathroom in all languages.
1/20/2019 10:36 PM
rsp777
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What it is, what it was and what it shall be.
1/21/2019 12:44 AM
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man who continues to speak while putting food in his mouth may speak with forked tongue.
1/21/2019 12:57 PM
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