I don't know about this identification stuff............ self identification, especially. We get nutjobs identifying their dumbass selves as "heroes" or self-identified "patriots" and going out and bombing some women's clinic or Fed. Courthouse or something.
It's really the ONLY thing that keeps me from self identifying as a dog. Well, that and the fact that I have a hard time licking my own arse.
I carry most of the other dog traits.
And dogs are clearly superior beings.
Today, I'm gonna be a dog.
Hump some babe's leg............. see if I can get away with it.