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8. Do not attempt to deep fat fry in your microwave oven.
8/19/2019 3:18 PM
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Dumbass
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DougOut
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13. Super glue is not an OTC for hemorrhoids.
8/19/2019 5:51 PM
DougOut
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27. If your blue pill is Advil....just say goodnight....and don't call the doctor in the morning.
8/19/2019 6:42 PM
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94. If you are a Raiders fan...just say goodnight and take Advil. Call the coroner whenever.
8/19/2019 6:50 PM (edited)
bagchucker
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it turns out you can get the oil to boil but the microwave-safe container can melt

so for the price of refinishing a hutch you too can have mcdonalds hashbrowns at home

and maybe a kitchen floor, but no sweat if you rent
8/22/2019 6:23 PM
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Posted by DougOut on 8/19/2019 6:50:00 PM (view original):
94. If you are a Raiders fan...just say goodnight and take Advil. Call the coroner whenever.
I don't think anyone is surprised that an ADVIL would knock dummy on his ***. I imagine the 3 Vicodin, 6 beers, an endless supply of pot and a dozen plus shots of Jager I used to take to get through 3 sets would put your little sissy *** in a permanent coma.

Cuz you're a GELDING.

dummy.
8/22/2019 6:54 PM
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You know he's a White Claw guy.
8/22/2019 10:40 PM
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