I almost included Toronto but I was limiting it to the US. If we are including NCAA teams, then that changes everything Must adds to the list include:
1. Notre Dame du Lac - Below-average diploma mill that gets ranked in the Top 10 every season because NBC has spent a lot of money to build up this paper kitten. This criminal enterprise produces students that are so stupid, they actually believe they are a Top 10 team.
2. Texas - Years of inbreeding has done permanent damage to the fan base. Years of ****** teams hasn't damaged their egos one bit.
3. Stanford - Such a beautiful campus inhabited by such an ugly student body. The perfect balance between bad academics and unbeatable arrogance. Only a moron pays 250K+ to get a Bachelor degree.
4. Miami (FL) - Quite possibly the finest collection of human sewage south of Cambridge, MA. Not even the people in the city of Miami like these pinheads. Back in the day, they offered me a full ride - academic, room/board, books, cheerleaders, everything.. After I finished laughing, I told them (in a serious tone) that I had dreams of living past my 21st birthday and maybe getting married. They next weekend, the Miami Herald reported that two students were killed in the parking lot of their dorm in a drug transaction gone bad. True story.