Posted by pallas on 9/23/2019 10:40:00 AM (view original):

Posted by Benis on 9/23/2019 10:24:00 AM (view original):
Guess I'll share my romantic love story of how I met my ex-fiance.

Early September of my Senior year in college, I go to a sorority party and do some heavy day drinking. I go home and pass out for a couple hours. I wake up and head downstairs of my apartment and walk through the living room wearing only my boxers. I open the front door and take a super long beer **** on the front porch.

I finish up and turn around and there's a girl sitting there on the couch by herself just watching me. I say "Hey I'm Benis" and walk back upstairs.

Ended up dating for almost 10 years, got engaged and then broke up about a year ago (thank god). But it was certainly love at first sight without a doubt.

I know you just added that to not share your real name, but I really like the idea of you walking around, ******* on porches, and making everyone call you Benis.

Hahah you think so. Right when I met my ex I was hooking up with this one girl who called herself "The future Mrs Benis". Hand to God.

And yes, she was a wack job.

Posted by Benis on 9/23/2019 10:44:00 AM (view original):

Posted by pallas on 9/23/2019 10:40:00 AM (view original):

Posted by Benis on 9/23/2019 10:24:00 AM (view original):
Guess I'll share my romantic love story of how I met my ex-fiance.

Early September of my Senior year in college, I go to a sorority party and do some heavy day drinking. I go home and pass out for a couple hours. I wake up and head downstairs of my apartment and walk through the living room wearing only my boxers. I open the front door and take a super long beer **** on the front porch.

I finish up and turn around and there's a girl sitting there on the couch by herself just watching me. I say "Hey I'm Benis" and walk back upstairs.

Ended up dating for almost 10 years, got engaged and then broke up about a year ago (thank god). But it was certainly love at first sight without a doubt.

I know you just added that to not share your real name, but I really like the idea of you walking around, ******* on porches, and making everyone call you Benis.

Hahah you think so. Right when I met my ex I was hooking up with this one girl who called herself "The future Mrs Benis". Hand to God.

And yes, she was a wack job.

I just noticed it censors what I said. To clarify- I went pee, not poop in front of her.

Who ****** on the porch?

i like to think Benis's real name is Benis. that would just be better for everyone, don't you think?

Posted by Heyhowareya on 9/23/2019 11:02:00 AM (view original):
Who ****** on the porch?

better off the porch than onto a pile of laundry in the corner of the room before immediately passing out face down on said pile of laundry (i've only seen the latter once, but yes, it happens!). and before you ask, of course we left him to sleep there the rest of the night. we aren't monsters though, we made sure to take pictures so he'd be fully informed about the night's events

Posted by Heyhowareya on 9/23/2019 11:02:00 AM (view original):
Who ****** on the porch?

I'm wondering why he had to clarify. ******* on the porch is odd. But if someone ***** on a porch, they need help.

Posted by gillispie1 on 9/23/2019 11:08:00 AM (view original):

Posted by Heyhowareya on 9/23/2019 11:02:00 AM (view original):
Who ****** on the porch?

better off the porch than onto a pile of laundry in the corner of the room before immediately passing out face down on said pile of laundry (i've only seen the latter once, but yes, it happens!). and before you ask, of course we left him to sleep there the rest of the night. we aren't monsters though, we made sure to take pictures so he'd be fully informed about the night's events

I'm cool with it off the porch, he said on. Your guy got what he deserved.

Posted by gillispie1 on 9/23/2019 11:08:00 AM (view original):

Posted by Heyhowareya on 9/23/2019 11:02:00 AM (view original):
Who ****** on the porch?

better off the porch than onto a pile of laundry in the corner of the room before immediately passing out face down on said pile of laundry (i've only seen the latter once, but yes, it happens!). and before you ask, of course we left him to sleep there the rest of the night. we aren't monsters though, we made sure to take pictures so he'd be fully informed about the night's events

Everything about this screams "great friend," and I salute you.

Posted by topdogggbm on 9/23/2019 11:16:00 AM (view original):

Posted by Heyhowareya on 9/23/2019 11:02:00 AM (view original):
Who ****** on the porch?

I'm wondering why he had to clarify. ******* on the porch is odd. But if someone ***** on a porch, they need help.

For once, censorship is actually making this funnier.

I’m getting a clearer picture now of why “poopshoe” is funny to Benis.

Plot twist; it’s actually been pronounced Be-Nay the whole time.

Posted by beachhouse on 9/23/2019 12:05:00 PM (view original):
Plot twist; it’s actually been pronounced Be-Nay the whole time.

If you knew my real full name, this would be super funny.

Posted by beachhouse on 9/23/2019 12:05:00 PM (view original):
Plot twist; it’s actually been pronounced Be-Nay the whole time.

It's French

Posted by shoe3 on 9/23/2019 11:39:00 AM (view original):
I’m getting a clearer picture now of why “poopshoe” is funny to Benis.

It's a great day when shoe makes me laugh!

Posted by Benis on 9/23/2019 12:11:00 PM (view original):

Posted by beachhouse on 9/23/2019 12:05:00 PM (view original):
Plot twist; it’s actually been pronounced Be-Nay the whole time.

It's French

Yeah, I assumed that when you used the front porch as a kind of pissoir