Posted by bagchucker on 10/2/2019 12:43:00 PM (view original):
what if what really happened she walked in that room dude said woah woah she said yer in my house he said shut up ***** yer in my house what flashed through her mind was I'm a cop with a gun Your worst nightmare and he checks her out and says no ma'am you are not my worst nightmare what we should do is make it happen and shes all like what
its rape when you think about it
hashtagmetoo
That would have been quite the affirmative defense.
Call Your First Witness.
"I thought I was going to get raped because he used the word ma'am, which is short for Madam, and I thought he was accusing me of running a brothel and that I should set him up with a free trick which is why he suggested we should make it happen even though Madams don't do the business end of things...well they do the business end I only mean the running of the place and the management and stuff...but anyway so here is this black guy in my (his) apartment, calling me a brothel owner and asking me for a freebee and I feared that he was going to say "excuse me while I whip this out" and I just shot him...then waited until he was dead until I called for help."
The Defense Rests.