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oh, and replace Mastadon with Dream Theater. I ******* HATE Mastadon lol
6/30/2020 12:50 AM
Posted by benhoidal on 6/30/2020 12:42:00 AM (view original):
robusk, this is great. With yours and ash's permission, I would like to use that for the doc. I'm eventually planning on making full episodes for each chapter and would love it if you wanted to collaborate on one or two of them.

One grievance: I would never, ever, wear a backwards hat. And I can't skateboard.
Yeah, I had intended for it to be used for the ash piece. I think I nailed the Rinaldi speak. I might spice up the owner quotes. I want to make sure ash is cool with all of it.

I didn't think you skateboarded or wore a backwards cap. I just needed a way to make you look like a bratty upstart youth for comedy sake. I'll take notes on a better way to do it.
6/30/2020 12:50 AM
I just read it again. It's ******* perfect as it is, man (except Mastadon). I think the arrogance **** has to come in somewhere in this thing, but not in that piece. That's a beautiful ******* package (remember kids, I'm a journalist!)
6/30/2020 12:55 AM
Posted by ashamael on 6/30/2020 12:47:00 AM (view original):
Great piece! I'm not sure it catches my arrogance enough, though. I was pretty ******* full of myself for a really, really long time. Something like, "Beating everybody wasn't good enough; I had to teach them how to actually play the game well and then still beat the **** out of them," would encapsulate my attitude back then. Malone said I was like the hot chic who told everybody she was hot or something like that. To be fair, though, it was pretty ******* warranted; I didn't spend a dime on this site for something like 5 or 6 years. But to be fair again, I was pretty insufferable. I don't like who I was back then.

PS Ben only passed me because he played a **** ton of teams, copied my OL strats, and cheated in progs while I was only playing a few teams.

I'm kidding.

Well...

Sort of.

He's for sure the better owner - I won't deny that at all - but he did play an absolute **** ton of teams to catch & surpass me, and many of the rings during that time were controversial prog rings...

...but yeah, there's no doubt at this point that he would have surpassed me at some point anyway. There was no doubt back then, either. Maybe I should make a run to get it back. I'm only 50-something behind LOL
Yeah, I mean, we all know there is a lot of gamesmanship behind total title counts. I am sure I could have mine a hell of a lot higher if I played in lots of OL and certain themes. But also RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGZZZZ

And ben kicks plenty of *** in the hard leagues too.

I will spice up the arrogance. I was trying to keep it generous to start since I don't know everyone's sensitivity threshold. I once got lectured by scud for not liking one of his picks in an eval.
6/30/2020 12:57 AM
Posted by ashamael on 6/30/2020 12:50:00 AM (view original):
oh, and replace Mastadon with Dream Theater. I ******* HATE Mastadon lol
Done
6/30/2020 12:58 AM
Posted by robusk on 6/30/2020 12:57:00 AM (view original):
Posted by ashamael on 6/30/2020 12:47:00 AM (view original):
Great piece! I'm not sure it catches my arrogance enough, though. I was pretty ******* full of myself for a really, really long time. Something like, "Beating everybody wasn't good enough; I had to teach them how to actually play the game well and then still beat the **** out of them," would encapsulate my attitude back then. Malone said I was like the hot chic who told everybody she was hot or something like that. To be fair, though, it was pretty ******* warranted; I didn't spend a dime on this site for something like 5 or 6 years. But to be fair again, I was pretty insufferable. I don't like who I was back then.

PS Ben only passed me because he played a **** ton of teams, copied my OL strats, and cheated in progs while I was only playing a few teams.

I'm kidding.

Well...

Sort of.

He's for sure the better owner - I won't deny that at all - but he did play an absolute **** ton of teams to catch & surpass me, and many of the rings during that time were controversial prog rings...

...but yeah, there's no doubt at this point that he would have surpassed me at some point anyway. There was no doubt back then, either. Maybe I should make a run to get it back. I'm only 50-something behind LOL
Yeah, I mean, we all know there is a lot of gamesmanship behind total title counts. I am sure I could have mine a hell of a lot higher if I played in lots of OL and certain themes. But also RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGZZZZ

And ben kicks plenty of *** in the hard leagues too.

I will spice up the arrogance. I was trying to keep it generous to start since I don't know everyone's sensitivity threshold. I once got lectured by scud for not liking one of his picks in an eval.
For future reference, my sensitivity level on this doc is near zero. Feel free to characterize the **** out of me.
6/30/2020 1:00 AM
Posted by robusk on 6/30/2020 12:57:00 AM (view original):
Posted by ashamael on 6/30/2020 12:47:00 AM (view original):
Great piece! I'm not sure it catches my arrogance enough, though. I was pretty ******* full of myself for a really, really long time. Something like, "Beating everybody wasn't good enough; I had to teach them how to actually play the game well and then still beat the **** out of them," would encapsulate my attitude back then. Malone said I was like the hot chic who told everybody she was hot or something like that. To be fair, though, it was pretty ******* warranted; I didn't spend a dime on this site for something like 5 or 6 years. But to be fair again, I was pretty insufferable. I don't like who I was back then.

PS Ben only passed me because he played a **** ton of teams, copied my OL strats, and cheated in progs while I was only playing a few teams.

I'm kidding.

Well...

Sort of.

He's for sure the better owner - I won't deny that at all - but he did play an absolute **** ton of teams to catch & surpass me, and many of the rings during that time were controversial prog rings...

...but yeah, there's no doubt at this point that he would have surpassed me at some point anyway. There was no doubt back then, either. Maybe I should make a run to get it back. I'm only 50-something behind LOL
Yeah, I mean, we all know there is a lot of gamesmanship behind total title counts. I am sure I could have mine a hell of a lot higher if I played in lots of OL and certain themes. But also RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGZZZZ

And ben kicks plenty of *** in the hard leagues too.

I will spice up the arrogance. I was trying to keep it generous to start since I don't know everyone's sensitivity threshold. I once got lectured by scud for not liking one of his picks in an eval.
nah man, it's awesome like it is. And no doubt Ben kicks *** in all leagues. He kicked my *** quite a bit when we met head to head during his surge to surpass me. I saw the writing on the wall and even said so during that time.
6/30/2020 1:01 AM
bds9992 has to know the joke made at his expense was out of love.
6/30/2020 1:06 AM
For anyone who likes making fun of Simmons, this Redraftables is turning out like pure gold.

For anyone who doesn't listen to Simmons, it won't make much sense and is going to be entirely too long.
6/30/2020 2:20 PM
I might have to stop. I am only on pick #5 and I am already at 12 pages.
6/30/2020 7:25 PM
Posted by robusk on 6/30/2020 7:25:00 PM (view original):
I might have to stop. I am only on pick #5 and I am already at 12 pages.
6/30/2020 9:31 PM
Keep going! I’ll read every single page. I like to think that I hate Simmons but I listen to every redraftables and BOBB2.0, so maybe I actually love him.
6/30/2020 9:58 PM
Posted by dBKC on 6/30/2020 9:59:00 PM (view original):
Keep going! I’ll read every single page. I like to think that I hate Simmons but I listen to every redraftables and BOBB2.0, so maybe I actually love him.
I might try and speed up the second half of the round just so I can get it done. I can’t be posting a 30 page Word doc in here like a psycho.
6/30/2020 10:50 PM
Posted by robusk on 6/30/2020 10:50:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dBKC on 6/30/2020 9:59:00 PM (view original):
Keep going! I’ll read every single page. I like to think that I hate Simmons but I listen to every redraftables and BOBB2.0, so maybe I actually love him.
I might try and speed up the second half of the round just so I can get it done. I can’t be posting a 30 page Word doc in here like a psycho.
Mine is 22... and that is with basically ignoring rounds 6-11.
6/30/2020 10:53 PM
I had to change it to 12 picks only because I was already at 18 pages and losing steam.
7/1/2020 12:57 AM
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