Well, I was hoping that the bizarre game of "Kid Nichols chicken" would last a few rounds more, but alas. Putting #INWIYUI to the ultimate test here. Perhaps the saddest part of this (and, to be sure, there's a lot of sadness to go around) is that all of this salary moves me up a grand total of two draft slots.
Nichols, Kid 1893 Boston Beaneaters 14,399,985