Posted by Mwett on 3/13/2021 8:14:00 PM (view original):
Posted by fatguyrd on 3/13/2021 8:00:00 PM (view original):
I want to know how the robots are going to deal with check swings?
Won't there still be a human ump behind the plate just in case of malfunctions and other action around the plate, just like when the robot was originally rolled out in the minors all-star game a couple years ago ?
Yes, but on Tuesdays and Fridays the human ump must be female. On Sundays, Tuesdays, Saturdays, the human ump must have majority non-Caucasian DNA, every other Thursday, the human ump must be a biological male identifying as female, or female alternating as male, without commensurate surgeries, alternating, and on one Saturday per month, the human ump must be surgically altered, from one to the other, alternating. Additionally, on the third Wednesday of every month, the human ump must identify as non-human.
Beginning in 2050, rules must allow non-human umpires to identify as human (or perhaps another species).
3/13/2021 10:37 PM (edited)