Round 1 Sound Off, 2021 Topic

skinndogg
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I love this line from the movie The Big Short.

“The truth is like Poetry. And most people f…… hate poetry.” : )
6/24/2021 3:39 PM
chargingryno
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I did it, Mother!
I am even with Brian!
Oh no, 5 losses.
6/24/2021 3:58 PM
barracuda3
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Great time for a Mauch!
Kidding; never a good time
for a Mauch. I suck.
6/24/2021 6:13 PM
redcped
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Do not tempt sim gods.
Play 16 innings, you will,
and of course you lose.
6/24/2021 6:25 PM
dorkster
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Time for a limerick:

There once was a batsman name Rogers,
Who never did play for the Dodgers,
In real life he could hit,
But here just a piece of sh*t,
Fits in well with all o' my codgers.
6/24/2021 6:48 PM
ronthegenius
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Blue, red, red, blue, red...
More 15 inning losses
fatigue F#@*#ing kills
6/24/2021 6:51 PM
redcped
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There once was a chap from Nantucket
Who tossed 15 bucks in this bucket
He built his six teams,
Of Cage he did dream
But by now he’s just thinking, f$&k it.
6/24/2021 7:23 PM (edited)
DoctorKz
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20% done...lots of ball to play.
6/24/2021 7:20 PM
oldtimer59
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Posted by DoctorKz on 6/24/2021 7:20:00 PM (view original):
20% done...lots of ball to play.
that's a really crappy poem.
6/24/2021 7:36 PM
redcped
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Win five then lose five
Cycles offer hope, give pain
So Sisyphean


6/25/2021 1:34 PM
Jtpsops
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‘02 Bernhard comparison:

$90M: 10 starts, 0-9, 4.71 ERA, 1.30 WHIP

$110M: 9 starts, 5-2, 3.83 ERA, 1.07 WHIP
6/25/2021 2:08 PM
chargingryno
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Tale of my $70m team:

I thought I could hit
I didn’t think I could pitch
How was I so wrong
6/25/2021 2:51 PM
contrarian23
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SIM plays with emotions
Regression still looms
6/25/2021 3:15 PM
DoctorKz
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What's the thought as to where the wins cutoff will be for The Cage?

540? Higher? Lower?
6/25/2021 4:52 PM
rbow923
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writing limericks
presto chango to haiku
heads are a scratching
6/25/2021 5:23 PM
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