Guitarguy cycle
1. Come back to the forums after a long period of dormancy
2. Post some long threads about political **** and your updated worldview (must be stupid)
3. Argue for like 3 posts until you realize that you don't have much to say
4. Start trolling
5. Post a ton of threads with some Twitter links, don't say anything after the initial post in these threads
6. Post a long "retirement" message
7. Wait a couple of months, then repeat.