You know how it is when somebody is hammering a nail and they accidentally hit their thumb and they give it the old "Jesus Christ!"
Jesus was a carpenter, what did he say when he hit his thumb? "Me!"
I really have to wonder about his career choice as a carpenter when you consider he lived in a land where there wasn't any wood.
"Yes, Mrs. Johnson, we have the hammers and saws and nails and tape measures to build your chicken coop, but the lumber is still on back order."