Beallandwell? No, instead suffer while you try to fetch good out the evil of the 1924 Boston Braves.
You have a serviceable catcher with Roseboro, so the Braves offer only two decent hitters – both at
catcher and way above a reasonable backup budget. The cheapest bench hitters will still set you back
close to 1m each.
There might be ONE pitcher worth their salary, but most are mop ups at best.
I am really eager to see which 6 players from this dumpster fire will absorb your salary cap without
adding to the win column. Please, join me in creating a norm where people post to celebrate whenever their gifted players help conjure wins. Such a norm will distract your competitors while you enjoy a burst of productivity in your workplace.