KANYE RELEASES BRAND NEW ALBUM "MY STRUGGLE"
CELEBS· Dec 1, 2022 · BabylonBee.com
AUSTIN, TX — Amid a storm of controversy over recent antisemitic comments and remarks praising Hitler, Ye West has announced the release of his brand-new album My Struggle.
"This album will is the greatest work of art created by mankind in the history of all time," said West at a press conference no one attended. "These songs are genius! These songs are the 8th wonder of the world! It will sell more copies than any album in history!"
"That is unless they manage to stop me. That's mein struggle — er, I mean mystruggle."
Ye's music production house GOOD Music also put out a press release to promote the new album. The tracklist will include singles "New ‘Stache Flow," "Yeezus Walks (Into Poland)," and "(They Are) Heartless."
The announcement has been met with condemnation from the Jewish community, but praise from Donald Trump, who was apparently unaware of the controversy surrounding it. "Yes, I know struggle, so much struggle. No one has struggled as much as I have," said Trump regarding the album release. "Kanye is a fine person who has said very nice things about me. I can't wait to listen to his new album about his struggle, even though it's probably not as big of a struggle as my struggle."
At publishing time, Ye's record company also announced they have booked two tour dates: one in Dawson Springs, Kentucky, and the other for ISIS.


KANYE WEST DENOUNCES UNHINGED 'YE' PERSON FOR OFFENSIVE TWEETS
CELEBS· Oct 10, 2022 · BabylonBee.com
U.S. — American singer/songwriter Kanye West took to social media to denounce anti-Semitic comments made by a mysterious, unhinged individual known only as "Ye."
"This Ye guy is totally insane," Kanye West said on Truth Social on Sunday night. "I wouldn't let him near my kids. His comments about Jewish people are reprehensible, especially coming from a person who looks just like me. He's definitely not me though. Someone should do something about that guy."
West's post on Truth Social went viral after being "re-truthed" twice, a record for the platform.
Critics have called out West for crudely deflecting blame. "There are pictures of Ye all over the Internet. It's obviously you!" said @truthpatriot47 in a direct reply to West's Truth Social post.
"Not me," West soundly refuted. "I would never make comments about the evil Jews that control everything the way that 'Ye' guy did. Unacceptable."
Kanye West's Truth Social account was later suspended indefinitely.
At publishing time, the multiple Grammy winner discussed his account suspension in a new YouTube show called "Conspiracy With Kanye" in which he further discussed the Ye/Kanye West conspiracy "everyone is talking about." Thus far there are only two episodes and they consist of angry voice-overs accompanied by side-by-side picture comparisons of Ye and Kanye, who he still maintains are two different people.