Well, midknight, I had plenty of good options here at this critical juncture of the draft. Your '26 Cardinals have 6 potential starting hitters and a handful of useful pitchers, so you'll have a solid foundation regardless. My goal here is to keep from adding to that and make it a challenge to find 6 guys you use from this team.
I can't really hurt your offensive choices, but the team I'm giving you brings nothing with the bat. Also, aside from one (maybe?) tolerable pitcher, no one you'd really want to throw either.
Meet the 1976 Milwaukee Brewers.
Their best hitters are a 1B and 3B, each at least 100 OPS points worse than the Cardinals you have. And be careful when you check which hitters you can actually use. Despite the fact that the Draft Center will pull up 20 players here, you actually have just 12 based on our league rules. On the plus side, there's a fairly punchless final-season Henry Aaron if you want to get nostalgic. Also a very young Robin Yount, before he could hit or field.
You could try to use 50 innings from Danny Frisella in your pen, as he's the best pitcher they bring. Of course he does have a 6.27 BB/9, so that should be entertaining. Everyone else has an ERC# of 3.51 or higher. Not a horrible pitching staff, just no one you'd ever choose voluntarily.
No doubt you can find 6 guys harmless enough to roster, but you'll lose a lot of flexibility everywhere when you do.