So I was the sports editor of my college newspaper in 1978 and I was in my office typing out a story of the Red Sox beating the Yankees in the one game playoff to decide the AL East. Deadline was close so I was writing the story with some satisfaction while listening to the game on the radio.
Though I was born in Brooklyn and grew up on Staten Island, I was a Mets fan and absolutely hated everything Yankee. It came from my dad who was a Brooklyn Dodger fan, who later switched to the New York Giants when Leo Durocher moved to the Giants. Anyway, we liked the Mets, went to Shea a lot, but we really hated the Yankees, especially Phil Rizzuto.
So when Bucky F***ing Dent hit his homer, I had to start my story over and it was much less fun to write.
Anyway, here I am 45 years later and Seay throws those same Yankees in my face. Thurman Munson, Chris Chambliss, Willie Randolph, Graig Nettles, Mickey Rivers, the whole cast of overrated divas I had to watch year after year. The endless sportswriters debates of who would be MVP? Rivers? Munson? Nettles? Randolph as if any of them actually deserved it
So how do I screw this sick gang of overhyped bums?
Looking at the roster, I am perplexed? Someone is missing? Where's Bucky F****ing Dent? What's Fred Stanley doing at shortstop?
This omission makes me take a step back. Maybe I've been too harsh? As annoying as they were, these teams did win while the Mets were horrible in the late 70's. Yes, that settles it.
I'm going to grow and be by far the bigger man.
Seay --It's a year early, but I complete your team by gifting you Bucky F***ing Dent and the rest of the
1976 Chicago White Sox
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