Posted by roadhouse19 on 9/26/2023 4:28:00 PM (view original):
Late pick PG Johnny Moore

I went to school with Johnny Moore and I remember reading that when he was a senior in college he still hadn't shaved yet.

Hey Midge, have any good Alton Lister stories?

(I pick Alton Lister)

Of course I do. Not many people know this, but Listerine was named after Alton Lister.


Actually, it was named for Dr. Joseph Lister, but do my stories have to be 100% accurate?

Thats one of the funniest comebacks i have ever heard

Bill Cartwright

sm help please

Posted by thomcat on 9/26/2023 5:24:00 PM (view original):
Drafted Dominique but don't know what I'll do with him. Seems like an awkward combo with Jordan.

At least your layup line will be very exciting.

Sm sent

Posted by BenJoker on 9/26/2023 6:10:00 PM (view original):

Posted by thomcat on 9/26/2023 5:24:00 PM (view original):
Drafted Dominique but don't know what I'll do with him. Seems like an awkward combo with Jordan.

At least your layup line will be very exciting.

So will the tension in the locker room. So much for the "best athlete available" concept. Dominique is going to have to come off the bench.

Phil Chenier, SG

Posted by dBKC on 9/26/2023 5:38:00 PM (view original):
Hey Midge, have any good Alton Lister stories?

(I pick Alton Lister)

It's 1968, and the Beatles release yet another masterpiece:
the double LP affectionately known as 'The White Album'.
At the conclusion of the EPIC heavy metal opus: Helter Skelter, drummer Ringo Starr screams

"I got LISTERS on my FINGERS !!!"

Mark Lewisohn, the acknowledged world authority on the Beatles,
purports that twins LaWanda and LaFonda Lister were two of Ringo's favorite groupies.

Lewisohn goes on to state that LaFonda Lister gave birth to future NBA player Alton Lister
just 9 months after the release of The White Album.

Lewisohn also states that Alton is an accomplished drummer and keeps perfect 4-4 time
when he is leading his own rock band "The Octopussies Garden."

below is a link to Ringo's infamous howl about the Lister twins still being on his fingers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7uoMqAx9rA

I think I have to name my team Helter Skelter now.

Rodney McCray
Joe Barry Carroll

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