Sideline reporter Jill Arrington—down on the 20 yard line (hair on the 10 yard line), caught up with hopefuls in the green room:
Josh Allen: Listen, I got what it takes. These pass catching rules and people trying to get flags. DBs not even looking at the ball or trying to catch it. Put me with the Juice and let’s see what happens.
Dallas Triplets: Emmitt- I’m tired of this dancing with the stars crap. Troy- Hi Jill, I hope we aren’t here for long. God is waiting to watch the Cowboys thru the roof in Irving. The playmaker Michael Irvin: That run with the U this year was nice. Now let me handle my business.
Matty Ice: I got QB and GM skills in my bag.
Eagles fans yelling at everyone: come play at veteran’s stadium Mr playmaker. We got some sweet turf for you. Fly eagles fly. Eat it Wahlberg. We are invincible with Saqouns, AJ, Carmichaels, Jaws, and Tommy mcdonalds.
Raiders fans just walking around quietly but with purpose.
Steelers Mel Blount decked out in western gear: it’s time to get them terrible towels swinging. Meet us down by the river where there aren’t these sissy WR rules. Get yourself open prima donnas.
Warren Sapp: Tampa two is coming for you. Get inside my belly you wimps.
Lawrence Taylor: puffs his cigar. We gon bring back the original Bill and turn this mutha out.
Kurt Warner: I’d enjoy a little time with Larry and the guys. Make the opponents use paper not plastic.
Peyton: pick either team. Ride with your boy. Them defenses are gonna need some nationwide on their side.