We try. I mean they try. Here is the latest news from our freelance reporter Joey:
Joey Greco: Various owners were contacted for a LDL reboot. Some have resurfaced, others have not. We hope to bring the live draft spirit back to the game. We have private investigators out in the streets looking for clues. We have set up surveillance in every nook, cranny, and crevice of the WIS gaming world. I am determined to rekindle the love shared of LDL.
Naysayer riding by on his bike: Eat it Joey! Nice soul patch.
Joey: Why don't you stop and say it to my face?! Ya sissy!
Joey (returns to face the camera in a calm and soothing voice): Sorry folks. Never know what you might get 'round here.
Camera man: Would you like cut the segment and restart? We edit it out.
Joey: I'm vintage baby. None of me goes on the cutting room floor.
Camera man (speaking slowly and holding back a smile): Fair point Mr. Greco. You are the king of live.
Joey: I am. I put the Live in Live Draft League. We will keep an eye out for new and old owners to finalize the facts for our case. I am both dedicated to the faithful, and presented to the false-hearted to encourage their renewal of temperance and virtue.
Gomez (via Joey's ear piece): We have the van in position.
Joey: Alright patrons, we are now racing onsite to find a jubilant crowd in an uproar. People are yelling for player and unit bans! And their love lost to other owners with the same lover.
Rowdy woman: I want my roster to be mine Joey. Instead you got Gronk on TV lookin bored and surrounded by old dudes. You got my Aaron on Jeopardy reading answers to questions. Crazy Legs must have 20 legs for all I know, he is on 10 different open league teams at a time. Where does he have the time? Betrayin me like dat.
Joey: I understand. We will get you sorted out. All the support you need darlin. Live Draft. Bans. Exclusivity that you rightfully deserve.
3/4/2026 6:53 PM (edited)