THE TRUE STORY OF GLOBAL WARMING by Cam & DougOut Topic

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HELLO. And welcome to the true story of global warming. I'll be your host along with CAM NEWTON and many other educated cats.

As with the reporting of any other universal truth, we acknowledge your acceptance.

There are no doubt "flat earthers" or Kensian terrorist who, regardless of the mountain of evidence that is the foundation of all clear thought and morality separating and protecting the masses for over 10,000 years, still insist on this very new and recent theory of an increase of the global temperature as a result of human interaction upon the planet.

It is our intent to incorporate dinosaurs and Gifs plusewise others to do stuff.

This is where history meets truth. Enjoy your route into reality.
10/13/2017 7:09 PM
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You said route...I just think...that's funny...I just think it's funny to hear a ***** say route...
10/13/2017 7:11 PM
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Actually, you're a degreed engineer with a failed comedy career out of college who hooked into TV.

Feel free to use the system to further your career...but PLEASE STOP THE HOLLYWOOD!

You're not a scientist and your take on global warming is fake and based on your next paycheck.

Stop humiliating us.
10/13/2017 7:24 PM
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ROAR!

I'm a dinosaur1

Or a very BIG cat.
10/13/2017 7:32 PM
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You're a BIG CAT brother. And we've been around for a long long time.

We can prove our point with the general acceptance of world climate history along with actual written accounts dating back over 5,000 years.
10/13/2017 7:39 PM
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Can we talk to a dinosaur first?
10/13/2017 7:52 PM
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You can save up to 15% with GEICO. Just kidding.

I'm not a real dinosaur, but then, none of us are.
10/13/2017 7:54 PM
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How do we know you ever existed?
10/13/2017 7:58 PM
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Our bones are in Antartica along with all the lush tropical fauna.
10/13/2017 8:01 PM
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You said fauna...I just think....that's funny....I just think it's funny to hear a dinosaur say fauna......
10/13/2017 8:04 PM
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And I guess HITLER never made it out of the bunker............
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This has nothing to do with climate change, you are just a raving lunatic.
10/13/2017 8:11 PM
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OK. So how do you explain the Sumerians and the collapse of their agriculture system?
10/13/2017 8:13 PM
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