Just floating this out there to see if there is enough interest...
Rule 1. Each of your goalies must have more losses than wins.
Rule 2. All of your Defencemen must have more goals than assists.
Rule 3. All of your forwards must have more penalty minutes than points.
*The above 3 rules apply to your scrubs as well.
Other details:
Salary: $100 million
Trades: No
Shootouts: Yes
WW: No
Injuries: Max 3